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1. A middle-aged male who wears red shirts with frontal lettering inside-out; An often strutting middle-aged man wearing informal shirts, usually red-colored, inside out (n., Ger.)
2. A wasp hive on which the wasps are inactive or at rest (n., Ger.)
3. a. A rollicking, partially free-form dance move originated in and primarily performed in small-town western South Dakota (n.); b. Performing a wild, rollicking dance that originated in western South Dakota small towns, probably performed in such location (v., hoonz baes, hoonz baed, hoonz baing)
2. A wasp hive on which the wasps are inactive or at rest (n., Ger.)
3. a. A rollicking, partially free-form dance move originated in and primarily performed in small-town western South Dakota (n.); b. Performing a wild, rollicking dance that originated in western South Dakota small towns, probably performed in such location (v., hoonz baes, hoonz baed, hoonz baing)
1. I saw a hoonz bae walking across the court yard, and I swear I almost ran over and kicked him in the nuts.
2. There's a hoonz bae.
3.b. Lonnie got wasted last night and hoonze baed all night long.
2. There's a hoonz bae.
3.b. Lonnie got wasted last night and hoonze baed all night long.
by P'tainz April 22, 2011
Get the hoonz bae mug.1. (slang) Nuts, balls, testicles; most commonly used when referring to receiving an impact to the nuts; short for nuggets (n.)
by P'tainz April 24, 2011
Get the nugg mug.1. a. a ball, hairy or otherwise, that is profusely unrestrained or widespread; b. a prolific ball or nut (n.)
2. a. a ball or nut, hairy or otherwise, marked by a menacing wildness, extravagance, or absence of restraint; b. an unrestrained or wild ball (n.)
2. a. a ball or nut, hairy or otherwise, marked by a menacing wildness, extravagance, or absence of restraint; b. an unrestrained or wild ball (n.)
by P'tainz April 24, 2011
Get the rampant ball mug.1. The imaginary or symbolic sound made when poking a person's stomach, especially that of a chubby or overweight person. Derived from the Michelin Man (past mascot for Michelin Tires) being poked by a finger to his mid-section in television commercials.
2. A free-form exclamatory term with no precise meaning, often an emphatic utterance used to show excitement, incredulity, joy, and even disgust.
2. A free-form exclamatory term with no precise meaning, often an emphatic utterance used to show excitement, incredulity, joy, and even disgust.
2. When I looked back to my brother, floating on the intertube some distance behind on the river, he raised his hand and yelled "Wount!" and I knew he was having a great time.
by P'tainz October 7, 2010
Get the wount mug.A term used to desribe someone who is a writer, though more frequently someone who fashions him/herself a writer but really isn't, or is not a very good one; derived from the name Ernest Hemingway, famed American novelist and story writer, but with the "g" removed to give it a colliquial informal feel, suggesting its ironic nature.
Ol' Heminway over there is writing all the time; too bad it's all drivel! That schmuck thinks he's going to be the next great novelist.
by P'tainz October 7, 2010
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Get the Clams mug.Penis; though the term can be used in any fashion when referring to a human penis, it is most commonly used to describe an act of fellatio.
Get over here and suck my cobb.
by P'tainz October 7, 2010
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