panooling

Canoeing in a pool.

Instead of driving to the river, lets go panooling instead.

panooling by Joshy_Effect October 9, 2013

Panceling 

Canceling plans at the last minute because you went home and made the mistake of taking your pants off, incapacitating the ability to be convinced it's worth going back out

Looks like I'm panceling on going out tonight. Let's try for next week!

Panceling by Clifwith1f October 3, 2018

pinolling 

When someone is drinking a very nice drink, normally used in any alcohol beverage

Evans was pinolling some red wine last night.

pinolling by MordMash April 15, 2020

Pangolin 

A short-legged mammal covered in razor-sharp scales which can roll into a ball when it feels threatened; i.e., basically the coolest animal in the universe.

"Pangolins are like if an anteater, an armadillo, and a pine cone all had a baby together." -- an apt description

Pangolin by Prite June 21, 2009

Pangolin 

What started coronavirus

Micky Mouse- You ever have sex with a Pangolin.
Randy Marsh- Wtf is a Pangolin.

Pangolin by original hand sanitiser October 15, 2020

Solar-Panelling 

The art of selling a product. You knock on their doors, call them from random numbers so they can't keep track, and email the fuck out of them until they sign a contract.

Frank isn't sending the agreement back so I am going to start Solar-Panelling the fuck out of him.

Solar-Panelling by Fabes_Deaner May 25, 2017

TV Pooling 

A group of people from different households getting together to watch a TV show of their common interest. These groups would typically include working males that 'pool' a TV set to watch a cricket/baseball/rugby/etc. match while their wives are busy watching their soap operas at their homes.

Danny: Hey what time is the soccer coming at?
Leroy: 6:00 on ESPN
Danny: Hell! That's Dinah's Grey's Anatomy time....!
Leroy: Relax! I'll pool my TV in. TV Pooling at my place!!!!
Danny: You're a lifesaver, man. I'll get the beers!

TV Pooling by killerdove October 5, 2011