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Panceling

Canceling plans at the last minute because you went home and made the mistake of taking your pants off, incapacitating the ability to be convinced it's worth going back out
Looks like I'm panceling on going out tonight. Let's try for next week!
by Clifwith1f October 3, 2018
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Dick pandering

A woman or man who agrees with anything a man says just to feel accepted or wanted. A person who will double cross you for some dick. A thirsty individual who uses social media to look for dick.
Some women join social media groups just to start dick pandering
by Danidiva78 January 6, 2017
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Pancaking

A sexual act in which a pancake is wiped across the person’s ass hole and then slapped against their titties until one or both partners comes.
Dory and Drew admitted to pancaking Keith.
by PearlRachinsky February 7, 2021
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Solar-Panelling

The art of selling a product. You knock on their doors, call them from random numbers so they can't keep track, and email the fuck out of them until they sign a contract.
Frank isn't sending the agreement back so I am going to start Solar-Panelling the fuck out of him.
by Fabes_Deaner May 25, 2017
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Penciling

When you have an itch in the tip of your urethra, and itch it with a pencil.
Dude, i had my circumcision yesterday. I was penciling my dick all night.
by Robert Theodore Bush-Arias February 17, 2019
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Pandering

A manipulative device used by politicians to agree and support the popular view of a particular group or groups of people in order secure their vote. Although the philosophy or interest of this particular politician is not necessarily in tune with that particular group, he or she will appear as though he or she agrees with a particular group, particularly during the election season, in order to win his/her sear.

The interest of particular groups may be somewhat farfetched, including creating Utopia's for them to live in or to achieve the so called "rainbows" and "butterflies" they so want to have. But, if that is what the educated politician has to agree with in order to win on election day, then he/she will do it.
Gullible Citizen: I want the government to help us pay our mortgages, pay for our kids to go to college, and help pay our utility bills.

Politician's mind: This may be pure pandering because there is NO way the government should or can take care of any of those requests; but, i guess I'll have to say "sure thing".
by Concerned individual August 1, 2012
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Lanceling

To Lancel is to pull your penis out of a woman and spray your seed on her belly. This is to prevent your seed from quickening in her womb.
Lanceling is the best contraceptive, dude.
by Onaan June 29, 2011
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