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School Yard Polling
The act of inflicting pain to a male by forcing the genitalia to come into contact with a free standing upright object usually a flag pole or car park bollard. This is best achieved by 4 people holding on to each of the victims appendages’ i.e. two arms and two legs and carrying said victim (horizontal to the ground) to the site of punishment. Once at the pole or bollard, the victims legs are then spread apart to the extent that the pole or bollard can be fit between the victims legs and the crotch area can now come into contact with object. Best results are achieved when the victim is lifted off the ground and swung horizontally by the arms and legs so that the crotch is bashed repeatedly against the pole or bollard.
Did you see Geoff get a School Yard Polling this morning?
Yeah man that was nasty! I could hear him squealing, his balls must be purple by now!
Yeah man that was nasty! I could hear him squealing, his balls must be purple by now!
School Yard Polling by Nasty Cuss May 30, 2011
Related Words
pinolling • Pinballing • pilling • pingaling • pingfling • pingling • polling • Polling the electorate • Prolling • #pingfling
Polling the electorate
To have sex, usually with a stripper.
From season 8, episode 3 of The Simpsons "Separate Vocations" the euphemism is used in regards to Mayor Quimby having sex with a mistress in a motel room.
Later used in season 3, episode 1 of Supernatural "The Magnificent Seven" in reference to Dean Winchester having sex with a stripper or strippers. It does not mean to suck dick, Destiel shippers.
From season 8, episode 3 of The Simpsons "Separate Vocations" the euphemism is used in regards to Mayor Quimby having sex with a mistress in a motel room.
Later used in season 3, episode 1 of Supernatural "The Magnificent Seven" in reference to Dean Winchester having sex with a stripper or strippers. It does not mean to suck dick, Destiel shippers.
Polling the electorate by AnotherDumbUsername May 21, 2018
Exit Polling
You up for a little Exit Polling?
Are you asking me what I think you're asking me?
Well that depends on what your definition of jizz is.
Are you asking me what I think you're asking me?
Well that depends on what your definition of jizz is.
Exit Polling by BlakeP July 7, 2008
Solar-Panelling
The art of selling a product. You knock on their doors, call them from random numbers so they can't keep track, and email the fuck out of them until they sign a contract.
Solar-Panelling by Fabes_Deaner May 25, 2017
pilling
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