A short-legged mammal covered in razor-sharp scales which can roll into a ball when it feels threatened; i.e., basically the coolest animal in the universe.
"Pangolins are like if an anteater, an armadillo, and a pine cone all had a baby together." -- an apt description
by Prite June 21, 2009

What started coronavirus
by original hand sanitiser October 15, 2020

Stan: What's a pangolin is mom?
Sharon: I'm not even sure. Do you know what a pangolin is, Randy?
Randy: *experiences flashback*
Sharon: I'm not even sure. Do you know what a pangolin is, Randy?
Randy: *experiences flashback*
by awesomeMB9 October 01, 2020

by Ali gay, BAM the finger guns June 06, 2018

Tesco suspected his friend Rupert of pangolinism, but what gave it away was the jars of ants and the acrid smell of pangolin jizz.
by scodder May 15, 2010

Pangolin (noun) :That date night was perfect , as soon as we got to her place she went full Pangolin on me.
by Vivian Vile September 01, 2025

by BakaDog February 15, 2017
