Pangolin

A short-legged mammal covered in razor-sharp scales which can roll into a ball when it feels threatened; i.e., basically the coolest animal in the universe.
"Pangolins are like if an anteater, an armadillo, and a pine cone all had a baby together." -- an apt description
by Prite June 21, 2009
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Pangolin

Micky Mouse- You ever have sex with a Pangolin.
Randy Marsh- Wtf is a Pangolin.
by original hand sanitiser October 15, 2020
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Pangolin

No one knows what this animal is.

Randy Marsh having sex with one of these started COVID-19.
Stan: What's a pangolin is mom?
Sharon: I'm not even sure. Do you know what a pangolin is, Randy?
Randy: *experiences flashback*
by awesomeMB9 October 01, 2020
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pangolin

is that a pangolin i see *dies from overwhelming cuteness*
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pangolinism

Pangolinism is a sexual obsession with pangolins, a scaly anteater.

A terrible addiction.
Tesco suspected his friend Rupert of pangolinism, but what gave it away was the jars of ants and the acrid smell of pangolin jizz.
by scodder May 15, 2010
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Pangolin (noun)

When a lesbian puts on a suit of armor
And goes down on her partner
Pangolin (noun) :That date night was perfect , as soon as we got to her place she went full Pangolin on me.
by Vivian Vile September 01, 2025
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Baker Pangolin

The best baker in town! Makes wonderful bread and muffins.
"Who's the best baker of them all?"
"Baker Pangolin!"
by BakaDog February 15, 2017
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