killerdove's definitions

so block me

A sharp retort that you make to anybody in your friend list who has been complaining about getting excessive spam/notifications/bulletins from you.

she: can't you make all these crappy mafia wars invites stop?? they are sooo getting on my head....

he: huh?

she: i'm soooooo totally pissed off

he: so block me!

by killerdove November 11, 2011

condoom

1) The undesirable aftermath of the failure of a condom (or any other contraceptive device). Notable results (condooms) are unwanted pregnancies and social stigma, sexually transmitted diseases, etc.

2) An individual actually born as a result of a contraceptive failure or unprotected casual sex.

3) (slang) A pathetically undesirable/despicable individual.

1) Avoid a condoom - use a condom!

2) Research says there are more condooms in civilized society than in the shanty towns!

3) Get lost you pathetic condoom!

by killerdove July 2, 2011

gigacock

A penis of huge proportions, being larger than a megacock but still smaller than a teracock.

she: woooooow!! look at that gigacock!

he: it's fake.

by killerdove November 23, 2011

Oculus Face

The embarrassing face (complete with temporary red rashes/lines) that a gamer lands up with after hours of strapping the oculus rift to his/her face.

Damn it's six already?!! Time to get rid of my oculus face and hit the party!

by killerdove July 4, 2016

megacock

A large penis that is much larger than average, but still smaller than a gigacock and a teracock.

he: what say you polish my megacock, sweetie?
she: totally!

by killerdove November 23, 2011

Silicon Burner

Any software application, most commonly a video game, that tends to overwork the CPU and other resources, very often leading to a freeze.

Hey I can't run GT4, it's a real silicon burner

by killerdove June 16, 2011

smoke the peace pipe

A metaphor that means to end a dispute, reach a treaty, or plainly speaking, make peace with an opponent. Draws from the Native American tradition of smoking the calumet as a sign of a treaty between warring chiefs.

I have never really seen eye to eye with Bob on budget allocations, but today we could smoke the peace pipe.

by killerdove November 20, 2011