Paints

Noun.

A partmanteau deriving from pant and paint.

An outer garment covering each leg separately and usually extending from the waist to the ankle - usually used in plural - wherein the wearer is of an overweight nature and the garment is poorly fitting, i.e. tight.

College student 1: oh man, I love college. I can eat cheeseburger subs all day in the dining hall.

College student 2: yeah, I was going to say - nice paints. You're going to need some mineral spirits to get them babies off.

by FreddyFiveFingers July 21, 2012

get my finger paints

This is what you say when your about to pull a JFK. Your armed and dangerous.

Only 4 chicken nuggets!, Im supposed to get 5. Yo SnowMane, get my finger paints.

by Pistol Starta February 14, 2004

Whatever paints your wagon

Another way of saying "whatever works for you.

see "whatever floats your boat"

Rob: What are you doing?
Mike: eating mokey brains
Rob: Eh, whatever paints your wagon

by Rob Fiznoz June 11, 2005

Mixing paints

Masturbatingthrowing one off in secret!

Famous TV artist Tony Hart is in is bedroom wanking to classical music.
Mum:"Are you ok Tony?"
Tony:"I'm just mixing my paints mother!"

by Wee Ron September 12, 2004

She Paints

It is a term used to describe a homosexual who shits on their partner while getting fucked

I can’t wait to get in bed with the new guy, but my friend says she paints

by Twistedgag December 4, 2023

Shit Pains

Usually an unexpected precursor signal from your stomach to your sphincter informing your hole that you are about to release a Hendren ( A giant turd )

Tony suddenly doubled over in discomfort while sitting in the back seat. He was suffering from Shit Pains and needed to drop loaf ASAP.

by will bitten March 6, 2017

sagging pants

when a gay male is looking for a gay mate

“why do you have sagging pants”
“i’m looking for a gay boyfriend”

by purple cherry tree June 25, 2021