paintstick

This is a device found in hardware stores. It normally sucks paint up the tube in order to be released at the users control onto a roller and then applied to a flat surface. It can also be used for the application of staining decks. The more common use among college kids is to fill it with various types of alcohol. The paintstick holds about 15 ounces of liquid. The paintstick has the advantage over the beerbong because it can use pressure in addition to gravity. The paintstick needs to be filled from a pitcher first, so it is slightly more time consuming. Its basic function could replace the beerbong completely if desired. It is often used as a supplement to those who want to try something new and have a high ability to chug. The current world record holder for the paintstick is probably E.J.

Wilbert: I gotta slam these beers before the game starts, do you guy have a beerbong?
Robby: No, but we have a paintstick. It does the same job but faster.

by Joseph Ihrke March 26, 2008

paintstick

Where someone shoves a paint stick filled with raw eggs up their ass and then sits down on it, forcing the liquid into their bowels.

That guy Watson last night man, he took a paintstick with an egg that had a double yolk! He couldn't sleep for a week!

by ChaddyBoyWatsonFortBragg December 17, 2007

painsick

Experiencing nausea and malaise related to either acute or chronic pain. Known to accompany migraine, back pain, menstrual cramps, or certain medical procedures. Also common to persons who are especially sensitive to weather and changes in barometric pressure. Includes upset stomach related to use of pain medications.

Thanks to this awful weather, I’ve been painsick all weekend. I'm nauseated and I hurt all over.

by kaysodowsky June 24, 2019

painstick

Something that you get kicked in the face with

I feel like somebody kicked me in the face...With a Painstick!!!!

by Roflstomper January 2, 2007

Pinkstick

1. Another name for Dick, cock, penis, schlong, etc.

Stop being a douche, or I'll slap you in the face with my pinkstick.

by Nex78 February 13, 2010

pitstick

Slang for deodorant.

Glen:
Hey dude, I'm smelling like a can of garbage, can I use your pitstick before i leave?

Jordan:
Sure, whatever, just leave it in the bathroom.

by jordotech September 25, 2008

paintstaking work

Extremely careful precise work wif da tempera and water-colors.

I did some really paintstaking work on da community-mural, and felt totally drained afterwards. But then everyone was super-pleased and praisingly impressed wif da final result, so I felt it was all worth da extra effort.

by QuacksO August 12, 2018