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Paintshopping 

When editing photos with Paint on a windows-based computer since most people don't have photoshop, either becasue they can't afford it or because they are idiots and don't know how to download it.
Guy #1

- Hey check out this pic. I woke up in the middle of the night and had this idea in my head so I got up and started "paintshopping"

Guy #2

- Holy crap you really suck at editing, it doesnt even look real at all.

Guy #1

- it's paint, it's not supposed to..
Paintshopping by Captain norgan October 28, 2009
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pawnshopped 

When you belittle someone so much you practically own them and such you can pawn them at a pawnshop because they are your property. This is a combination of owned and pwned but on a much bigger scale.
Mundeep: Sup gurpinder, wanna hang out.

Gurpinder (with the cool kids at school): Who the fuck are you, bacha? Only cool people hang out with me!

Jot Singh: Haha, you just got pawnshopped!
pawnshopped by DeuceX July 29, 2009

paintshopping 

when you're broke as hell and you can't afford photoshop so you use paint instead
"I'm paintshopping something right now"
says broke ass nigga. "Nigga you broke asf" says slightly less broke ass nigga
paintshopping by otakucheese August 24, 2014

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026