paintshopped 

The act of doing an intentionally crappy Photoshop job.

Usually used in a humorous or mocking manner.

I paintshopped a picture of a guy on his deck with 800 bikes in his yard to better capture the sheer absurdity.

paintshopped by OMG_Cale_was_actually_taken March 10, 2008

Paintshopping 

When editing photos with Paint on a windows-based computer since most people don't have photoshop, either becasue they can't afford it or because they are idiots and don't know how to download it.

Guy #1

- Hey check out this pic. I woke up in the middle of the night and had this idea in my head so I got up and started "paintshopping"

Guy #2

- Holy crap you really suck at editing, it doesnt even look real at all.

Guy #1

- it's paint, it's not supposed to..

Paintshopping by Captain norgan October 28, 2009

pawnshopped 

When you belittle someone so much you practically own them and such you can pawn them at a pawnshop because they are your property. This is a combination of owned and pwned but on a much bigger scale.

Mundeep: Sup gurpinder, wanna hang out.

Gurpinder (with the cool kids at school): Who the fuck are you, bacha? Only cool people hang out with me!

Jot Singh: Haha, you just got pawnshopped!

pawnshopped by DeuceX July 29, 2009

paintshopping 

when you're broke as hell and you can't afford photoshop so you use paint instead

"I'm paintshopping something right now"
says broke ass nigga. "Nigga you broke asf" says slightly less broke ass nigga

paintshopping by otakucheese August 24, 2014

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022