(The)Pains is a term that describes a person experiencing explosive diarrhea. Usually very painfull and quite often. Occurs mostly after eating spicy food.
Butch ate a spicy habanero taco and then ran to the restroom screaming as he was about to hit the john and have the Pains!
by Dylan January 10, 2005
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See that guy over there? I want him to be my pains.
Oh my God, dont look it's my old pains.
Oh look girl, there goes your pains.
Oh my God, dont look it's my old pains.
Oh look girl, there goes your pains.
by soph04 April 23, 2022
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A person who loves to glaze a person called "PlxlPug". This is often called being a sheep, but in this term we call someone a "Pains". Pains often likes to follow around PlxlPug and usually doesn't make his own decisions. He also doesn't know the defintion of meatride.
by LDPSP September 6, 2023
Get the Pains mug.Usually an unexpected precursor signal from your stomach to your sphincter informing your hole that you are about to release a Hendren ( A giant turd )
Tony suddenly doubled over in discomfort while sitting in the back seat. He was suffering from Shit Pains and needed to drop loaf ASAP.
by will bitten March 6, 2017
Get the Shit Pains mug.Let me tell you something about Mac Pains, it is when you're having trouble operating a Mac computer.
by Spidey1 April 13, 2014
Get the mac pains mug.The physical pain that occurs when white girls spend too much time on their knees or with their knees pressed behind their elbows.
Damn baby girl, you always leanin' when you try to get up and walk. I think it's because you got those knee growing pains. I
by Ranchgirls November 26, 2020
Get the Knee Growing Pains mug.having a bubble of air trapped in your stomach or intestines, with no way out, either end. feels comprable to being disemboweled.
As soon as i stopped drinking milk, I stopped having gas pains and i lost ten pounds. I feel so good!
by vitaminanime December 12, 2009
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