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Painsomnia 

PainsomniaNot being able to sleep after a major surgery, even after taking all the prescribed medication that should alleviate the pain enough for you to sleep.
I'm suffering from Painsomnia after my back surgery.
I'm surprised that my painsomnia hasn't caused me to lose my mind.
The worst torture I can imagine right now is suffering from multiple nights of painsomnia
Painsomnia by Docjager September 1, 2011
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Pornsomniac 

Someone who cannot fall asleep until they watch porn.
Johnny couldn't sleep the night his cousin's stayed at his house because he couldn't do his nightly masturbation routine. What a pornsomniac.
Pornsomniac by Johnny Horny December 1, 2009

Pinsomnia 

The inability to fall asleep at night, because you can't stop pinning things on Pinterest.
I was up until 3am with Pinsomnia
Pinsomnia by Go-Go-lson May 1, 2012

Pisomnia 

Short for “Pi Insomnia.” When someone struggles to sleep after listening to a math lesson, or reading a geometry book, that repeatedly mentions the irrational number π.
Guesstimate how many folks worldwide suffer even from a mild form of pisomnia, where presently there seems to be no cure for the mathematically induced mental condition.
Pisomnia by Fasters June 26, 2022

pornsomnia 

I couldn't sleep last night and I got bored sitting in bed so I just pulled out my laptop and watched porn for 2 hours until I finally fell asleep.
Dude you had pornsomnia.
pornsomnia by awmm August 21, 2016

Pissomnia 

Inability to sleep because of having to piss too frequently
I had a horrible bout of pissomnia last night because I drank too much water after playing tennis.
Pissomnia by ShitDawg69 September 5, 2012
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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