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Your pains is someone who you date, talk to, have a crush on, or mess with. Pains can be the equivalent of a significant other when used in a sentence.
See that guy over there? I want him to be my pains.

Oh my God, dont look it's my old pains.

Oh look girl, there goes your pains.
pains by soph04 April 23, 2022
A person who loves to glaze a person called "PlxlPug". This is often called being a sheep, but in this term we call someone a "Pains". Pains often likes to follow around PlxlPug and usually doesn't make his own decisions. He also doesn't know the defintion of meatride.
Barry: "Why is this guy glazing me."
Everyone: "No way this guy is acting like Pains!"
Pains by LDPSP September 6, 2023

Shit Pains 

Usually an unexpected precursor signal from your stomach to your sphincter informing your hole that you are about to release a Hendren ( A giant turd )
Tony suddenly doubled over in discomfort while sitting in the back seat. He was suffering from Shit Pains and needed to drop loaf ASAP.
Shit Pains by will bitten March 6, 2017
Let me tell you something about Mac Pains, it is when you're having trouble operating a Mac computer.
This computer is giving me mac pains.
mac pains by Spidey1 April 13, 2014

Knee Growing Pains 

The physical pain that occurs when white girls spend too much time on their knees or with their knees pressed behind their elbows.
Damn baby girl, you always leanin' when you try to get up and walk. I think it's because you got those knee growing pains. I
Knee Growing Pains by Ranchgirls November 26, 2020
having a bubble of air trapped in your stomach or intestines, with no way out, either end. feels comprable to being disemboweled.
As soon as i stopped drinking milk, I stopped having gas pains and i lost ten pounds. I feel so good!
gas pains by vitaminanime December 12, 2009
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