PAINSNAIL

A pain snail is a person who carries around too much emotional baggage and tends to be quite slow. Painsnails are always moaning about how miserable they are but never do anything to change things. A Painsnail often has low self esteem and low morals - Painsnails can not keep their pants on but almost always regret their encounters. They are incapable of holding down relationships and when in a relationship they mess it up for themselves by cheating.

There appears to be a "painsnail" in almost every TV drama.

PAINSNAIL by Ty Darblay May 5, 2005

Painsnail

A Painsnail is a miserable person, who likes to inflict misery on others for their own pleasure. Two-Faced in nature, they split up freindships and relationships with their venomous lies and backstabbing tactics.

painsnail will tell friend x that freind y said something she didn't - then run to freind y and tell them the same thing about friend x!

Painsnail by Nick June 13, 2006

Painsnail

When a girl uses her genitals to leave a 'snail's trail' on a friend who is unconscious after a serious accident

Poor Dave got painsnailed the other day by some crazy bitch, this was after he fell off his bmx...

Painsnail by feggef October 20, 2010

Painfail 

A person who has a low pain threshold and whines about pain, they also force the blame onto their friends.

Painfail also describes someone or something failing so bad that it is hard to watch.

A: Look at him, it's disgusting, it's just a bruise.
B: It's painfail, he needs to main up.

A: Wow, that's painfail to watch.
B: Why is his arm bent like ... oh, ouch.

Painfail by Jaxonxx September 30, 2009

painsville 

a place in Ohio with haunted houses that noone knows about

Lets go get "scared" in Painsville

painsville by Jenny 7 June 20, 2008

painanal 

Paperwork and bureaucracy in general, emphasis on the ridiculous. Inappropriate use of the public services, legal system and emergency services for a 'private matter', home affairs and requires form filling and patients. You will be served with a large pile of painanal, and if your a real sadist, fucked up the arse. Only enjoyed by those who are anal and don't understand verbal communication and diplomacy.

He always leaves the seat down, puts knives in the spork draw and leaves the TV on channels 2 or 4 and hides the remote......last night he farted in his sleep so enough was enough and I called 999 for them to section him. 1 year on, I've been buried in a pile of painanal and hit for 100 k in fines. Next time I'll put ant powder in his Fanta or stick his toothbrush up my arse (but he may like that) and be karma.

painanal by AYG delimited April 21, 2018

pain snail 

Pain Snail someone’s who comes round with their negativity energy.. unloads and talks you into feeling as down like them then snails off as if nothings happened

Went to benns last night “urghh he’s such a pain snail dragging me down with his negativity, could never be in a relationship with him”

pain snail by Brokenbarbie688 August 20, 2023