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pedo-meter
a device that beeps everytime a pedofile is close to you
oh no! the pedometer is beeping. lets get out of here
pedometer by lschi1 March 31, 2015
A scientific instrument for measuring the degree of a person's sexual attraction to children.
"Applicants whose pedometer scores are greater than 25% are not approved for the position of Scoutmaster."
pedometer by va1erio December 14, 2008
Device used to measure the number of children in the park at any given time.
To Kyle's delight, his pedometer allerted him that it was prime time to be at the local swingsets.
Pedometer by JoeCoolJRRT July 11, 2010
Pedo-Meter= a device that keeps count of how many pedofiles you pass.
My pedometer reached 314 today during my 2 mile jog through the park.
Pedometer by Camille Sterling January 11, 2010

paedometer 

Electronic or analogue device similar in function to a Pedometer but keeps a measurement/record of the number of children molested, assulted or sexually used by a paedophile at any one time when in use.
Johhny was unsure of the number of kiddies he'd molested until he checked the count on his paedometer
paedometer by Digital-Prozac February 3, 2005
1.) pedometer (ped-o-mee-ter) n - an instrument that is required by the National Police Defense Foundation to be worn by a convicted pedophile to record the approximate distance that the pedophile is from a potential child victim. Upon being the 39.37 U.S. inches away from a prepubescent human, the instrument will start beeping and will alert the respective authorities.
After charges of pedophilia, John was equiped with a pedometer to better secure the safety of children.
pedometer by violetist August 21, 2009
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