p.t.d.a 

What you do when you have to take a shower in a hurry. It stands for pits, tits,dick,ass.

Sammy: This shower is going to have to be P.T.D.A

p.t.d.a by ultimateman22 May 19, 2016

I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T. 

“I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new empire.”
“Your new empire?”
“Don’t make me kill you!”
“Anakin, my allegiance is to the Republic, to democracy!”
“If you are not with me, then you are my enemy.”
“Only a Sith deals in absolute. I will do what I must.”
“You will try.”

I’m not retyping that so I’m just gonna copy and paste: I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T.

I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T. by Big dumbus January 24, 2021

M.E.D.Z.A.R.P.T.H. 

An incurable STD that is like a blue waffle times 1000 that causes your genitalia to turn black, seep, farm boils, and eventually fall off. It lives troglos underpants and is both airborne and fatal.

I know may people who have died of M.E.D.Z.A.R.P.T.H.

M.E.D.Z.A.R.P.T.H. by vv.12.12.c| December 7, 2011

P.O.A.T.D 

Peace out, A-Town down. A very lame goodbye.

Dude I'm gonna go drop a log in the bathroom. poatd (P.O.A.T.D.)

P.O.A.T.D by Lawfawnda December 12, 2008

T.M.P.D.A 

Too Much Public Display of Affection.

When two people are seen making out in a public area like a shopping mall or a park. Usually said when the two people can't keep their hands off each other and are constantly kissing each other.

Guy 1: Hey check out those two they can't keep their hands off each other I don't think I've seen them apart for one second.

Guy 2: T.M.P.D.A

or

Friend: Aah c'mon guys T.M.P.D.A can't you two keep off each other for one second there are kids about

T.M.P.D.A by mohamedrapadoo July 26, 2009

D.T.A.P

Don't Trust A Pig!

Person 1: Did you hear about that Lorain cop putting that guy's head through a windsheild?
Person 2: D.T.A.P, I never have.

D.T.A.P by iWhipYoA$$ January 30, 2017

A-S-A-P-T-S-D 

A subset of the psychological diagnosis of Post Traumatic Stress Syndrome (P.T.S.D.) caused specifically by corporate culture’s unrelenting need for every fucking thing to be delivered “as soon as possible” (A.S.A.P.), without any fucking regard to what is reasonable, thus creating a withering climate of perpetual panic & psychological breakdown.

VP Marketing: “Where the fuck are my product renders.”
Art director: “Dave is working on that. He is on no sleep & his 7th coffee this morning. We are on it.”
VP Marketing: “I asked for them two days ago & I present in Paris in Wednesday. I NEED those hero shots now!”

Art Director: “I understand, & you will get them today. Phil needed the packaging colors addressed & bumped the renders - sorry.”
VP Marketing: “I don’t care about packaging. Let me talk to Dave. If you can’t manage your team, I will.”
Art Director: “Dude - Dave is this close to serious A-S-A-P-T-S-D, and is threatening to quit. Let me handle this.”

A-S-A-P-T-S-D by Heisenbeast - Lord of Hounds March 29, 2019