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optiosexual by coolshrek April 5, 2015
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octosexual
Being attracted to:
1) men
2) women
3) transsexuals
4) grass
5) fire hydrants
6) dead bodies
7) the US Army
8) certain politicans (including John McCain and Michelle Obama)
1) men
2) women
3) transsexuals
4) grass
5) fire hydrants
6) dead bodies
7) the US Army
8) certain politicans (including John McCain and Michelle Obama)
octosexual by A. Potatoes October 5, 2011
Related Words
optiosexual • optisexual • Optosexual • opthosexual • Octosexual • Opposexual • orthosexuality • octisexual • odiosexual • orthosexual
octisexual
Wants to engage in sexual intercourse with men, women, animals, plants, hermaphrodites, ideas, aliens and inanimate objects.
octisexual by John JacobHeimerSchmidtson May 20, 2008
Optosexual
An individual who is able to choose the person(s) they are sexually attracted to, but otherwise does not experience sexual attraction
Optosexual by ZzSchritzZ April 16, 2020
Octosexual
Someone who is sexually attracted to beings possessing precisely 8 legs. It is especially prominent amongst females due to their ability to multitask.
Octopi and arachnids are the two most prominent Octosexual figures worldwide.
Octopi and arachnids are the two most prominent Octosexual figures worldwide.
Sally is such an Octosexual
Octosexual by Aljoho2 April 8, 2009
Octosexual
Octosexual: Those that are of the octosexual orientation. Octosexuals enjoy Men, Women, Bi men, Bi women, Lesbians, Gay men, Beastality, and many other questionable things. Octosexuality was invented by a young woman on January 9th, 1995. This is still practiced today. The octosexual lifestyle was official founded January 9, 1995, but some readings may suggest it dates back hundreds of years before gaining popularity in 1995.
Boyd: Did you see Jen's cat? She's so octosexual, she actually...did it.
Curtis: I would like to have an orgy with Georgie, Rebecca, an old shoe and my shitzu, Holtz.''
Luke: Is John sexualy confused? I saw him dating a bi man, bi woman, and a gay man. I also saw him...going on a cat.
Steph: Oh no, John's just octosexual.
Luke: Oh! Makes so much sense!
Curtis: I would like to have an orgy with Georgie, Rebecca, an old shoe and my shitzu, Holtz.''
Luke: Is John sexualy confused? I saw him dating a bi man, bi woman, and a gay man. I also saw him...going on a cat.
Steph: Oh no, John's just octosexual.
Luke: Oh! Makes so much sense!
Octosexual by Phantom of the Octos January 8, 2012
Opposexual
A less boring way of saying “Straight” the “Oppo” stands for opposite. So Opposexual is the act of like the opposite sex
Opposexual by skcyoltie November 15, 2020
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