optiosexual 

Somebody with an eye or eyeglass fetish.

Andrew was turned on by the woman wearing glasses, I mean, he was optiosexual.

optiosexual by coolshrek April 5, 2015

octosexual 

Being attracted to:
1) men
2) women
3) transsexuals
4) grass
5) fire hydrants
6) dead bodies
7) the US Army
8) certain politicans (including John McCain and Michelle Obama)

Did you see that octosexual last night?
Yeah, she was gettin' it on with that fire hydrant!

octosexual by A. Potatoes October 5, 2011

octisexual

Wants to engage in sexual intercourse with men, women, animals, plants, hermaphrodites, ideas, aliens and inanimate objects.

A human that is octisexual wants to engage in sexual intercourse with 8 people/objects

octisexual by John JacobHeimerSchmidtson May 20, 2008

Optosexual 

An individual who is able to choose the person(s) they are sexually attracted to, but otherwise does not experience sexual attraction

Ex:

Person 1: "Alice chooses who she likes?"
Person 2: "Yeah! It's called Optosexual"

Optosexual by ZzSchritzZ April 16, 2020

Octosexual 

Someone who is sexually attracted to beings possessing precisely 8 legs. It is especially prominent amongst females due to their ability to multitask.

Octopi and arachnids are the two most prominent Octosexual figures worldwide.

Sally is such an Octosexual

Octosexual by Aljoho2 April 8, 2009

Octosexual 

Octosexual: Those that are of the octosexual orientation. Octosexuals enjoy Men, Women, Bi men, Bi women, Lesbians, Gay men, Beastality, and many other questionable things. Octosexuality was invented by a young woman on January 9th, 1995. This is still practiced today. The octosexual lifestyle was official founded January 9, 1995, but some readings may suggest it dates back hundreds of years before gaining popularity in 1995.

Boyd: Did you see Jen's cat? She's so octosexual, she actually...did it.

Curtis: I would like to have an orgy with Georgie, Rebecca, an old shoe and my shitzu, Holtz.''

Luke: Is John sexualy confused? I saw him dating a bi man, bi woman, and a gay man. I also saw him...going on a cat.
Steph: Oh no, John's just octosexual.
Luke: Oh! Makes so much sense!

Octosexual by Phantom of the Octos January 8, 2012

Opposexual

A less boring way of saying “Straight” the “Oppo” stands for opposite. So Opposexual is the act of like the opposite sex

What’s you sexuality?

Oh! I’m opposexual

Opposexual by skcyoltie November 15, 2020