Octopi

A group of sea spiders that come fluttering in. Yes, you may have once thought that they were octopuses, we all did, but no. These creatures are in fact pies with eight legs. This posh pronunciation- Octopi (make sure to pronounce with hand gestures)brings out your inner lady/gentlemen and brings the sass to facts.
Hot dude: wow, look all dem octopuses absolutely killing it with that’s strut! Dam.

Person: actually, those spineless, sexy cephalopods are called octopi
Hot dude: wow... I’m gonna meditate and marinate on that one.
by Allelby December 14, 2020
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Octopi

A group of sea spiders that come fluttering in. Yes, you may have once thought that they were octopuses, we all did, but no. These creatures are in fact pies with eight legs. This posh pronunciation of octopi (make sure to pronounce with hand gestures)brings out your inner lady/gentlemen and bring sass to facts.
Hot dude: wow, look all dem octopuses absolutely killing it with that’s strut! Dam.

Person: actually, those spineless, sexy cephalopods are called Octopi
Hot dude: wow... I’m gonna meditate and marinate on that one.
by Allelby December 14, 2020
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Octopi

A group of sea spiders that come fluttering in. Yes, you may have once thought that they were octopuses, we all did, but no. These creatures are in fact pies with eight legs. This posh pronunciation of octopi (make sure to pronounce with hand gestures)brings out your inner lady/gentlemen and bring sass to facts.
Hot dude: wow, look all dem octopuses absolutely killing it with that’s strut! Dam.

Person: actually, those spineless, sexy cephalopods are called Octopi
Hot dude: wow... I’m gonna meditate and marinate on that one.
by Allelby December 14, 2020
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Octopi

A group of sea spiders that come fluttering in. Yes, you may have once thought that they were octopuses, we all did, but no. These creatures are in fact pies with eight legs. This posh pronunciation of octopi (make sure to pronounce with hand gestures)brings out your inner lady/gentlemen and bring sass to facts.
Hot dude: wow, look all dem octopuses absolutely killing it with that’s strut! Dam.

Person: actually, those spineless, sexy cephalopods are called Octopi
Hot dude: wow... I’m gonna meditate and marinate on that one.
by Allelby December 14, 2020
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Octopi

The incorrect plural of the word 'octopus', using a Latin ending for a word ending in 'us', by replacing it with an 'i', as in 'octopi'.

In English, it is correct to say 'octopuses', first used by uneducated peasants who did not know of the word's Greek origin, however, it is still technically incorrect.

The word 'octopus' is Greek (octo=eight, pus=foot), therefor, it's ending should be a Greek ending. The Greek ending of the word 'octopus' is 'octopodes' (pronounced: Ock-Top-Oh-Dez).
Octopi is the number, eight multiplied by pi, so is 25.13274123...
by Octopodes December 09, 2010
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Octopi

Octa-pie
-noun
1. a woman who engages in promiscuous sexual
intercourse, usually for money; prostitute; harlot; skank
2. Diseased Slut
3. Over used whore
4. Vagina with tentacles
5. Havelock Whore
6. North Carolinian Woman
7. Tenta-Gyner
8. Tentapi
I haven't seen him since he went to North Carolina, I wonder if he was captured by an Octopi?
by Kylar Mayhem August 01, 2010
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Octopi

1. More than 1 octopus.

2. Eight pies.
"Yes, I would like to order octopi for our big party tonight."

"Is it octopuses or octopi?"
by Katie Marie Bell October 05, 2011
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