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orthosexual

orthosexual

or•tho•sex•ual \ ôr th -ˈsek-sh(ə-)wəl, -ˈsek-shəl

Noun.

1. A person sexually attracted to others of the opposite sex and disposed to engage in biologically correct sexual behavior, i.e., sexual behavior that is biologically natural, normal, or typical.

2. (Sociology) a person sexually attracted to persons of the opposite sex and does not deviate from sexual behavior or conduct considered socially normal, usual, or acceptable.

3. (Psychology) a person erotically attracted to the opposite sex and disposed to sexually behave in a natural, normal or typical manner. A person free of aberrosexual or psycho sexual disorders such as bisexualism, fetishism, homosexualism, lesbianism, necrophilism, sadomasochism, scopophilism, voyeurism, zoophilism, etc.

Adjective.

1. (Biology) of or relating to biologically correct sexual behavior, conduct or practice; that biologically conforms to the norm or nature; of or relating to the opposite sex.

2. (Life Sciences & Allied Applications) of, relating to, or involving correct sexual intercourse;

3. (Sociology) of or relating to, and, therefore, considered socially acceptable or correct sexual behavior.

4. (Psychology) of or relating to orthosexuals or Orthosexuality; or characterized by sexual attraction, arousal or desire toward the opposite sex.

Synonyms: sexually correct, appropriate, healthy, sexually normal or typical, heterosexual

Antonyms: sexually aberrant, aberrosexual, homosexual, sexual deviant, sexual pervert
1. Edward, being free of psycho-sexual disorders, is orthosexual.

2. Only an orthosexual minset produces well-adjusted, truly gay human beings.

3. Thomas defends orthosexual conduct for all members of society.

4. Psychologists should help aberrosexuals live a healthy, orthosexual life.
by Ortho Communicator January 15, 2011
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octosexual

Being attracted to:
1) men
2) women
3) transsexuals
4) grass
5) fire hydrants
6) dead bodies
7) the US Army
8) certain politicans (including John McCain and Michelle Obama)
Did you see that octosexual last night?
Yeah, she was gettin' it on with that fire hydrant!
by A. Potatoes October 5, 2011
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Oreosexual

A person who is sexually attracted to oreos
Frank: Dude I tried Oreos in milk for the first time in my entire life and I think I’m oreosexual
Drew: How have you been on this planet for so long and just now realized you’re oreosexual
by Fresh Phantom November 28, 2019
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orcosexual

An orcosexual is a person who prefers sexual intimacy with orcs as opposed to members of other species. The orcosexual need not be an orc, and may be either male or female. Usually, the orcosexual will be hideous and is drawn to orcs because they are similarly hideous. If no orcs are available for sexual intimacy, the orcosexual will engage promiscuously with trolls, goblins, deformed elves, one-eyed hunchbacks, aged witches and other creatures lacking comeliness.
It’s fair to say that Aragorn was in no gay mood when he said, “By all that you hold dear on this good Earth, I bid you stand, men of the West!” His army stood with their backs to the wall against the hordes of orcosexuals.
by Herefyrth July 27, 2014
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Optosexual

An individual who is able to choose the person(s) they are sexually attracted to, but otherwise does not experience sexual attraction
Ex:

Person 1: "Alice chooses who she likes?"
Person 2: "Yeah! It's called Optosexual"
by ZzSchritzZ April 16, 2020
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Octosexual

Someone who is sexually attracted to beings possessing precisely 8 legs. It is especially prominent amongst females due to their ability to multitask.

Octopi and arachnids are the two most prominent Octosexual figures worldwide.
Sally is such an Octosexual
by Aljoho2 April 8, 2009
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Octosexual

Octosexual: Those that are of the octosexual orientation. Octosexuals enjoy Men, Women, Bi men, Bi women, Lesbians, Gay men, Beastality, and many other questionable things. Octosexuality was invented by a young woman on January 9th, 1995. This is still practiced today. The octosexual lifestyle was official founded January 9, 1995, but some readings may suggest it dates back hundreds of years before gaining popularity in 1995.
Boyd: Did you see Jen's cat? She's so octosexual, she actually...did it.

Curtis: I would like to have an orgy with Georgie, Rebecca, an old shoe and my shitzu, Holtz.''

Luke: Is John sexualy confused? I saw him dating a bi man, bi woman, and a gay man. I also saw him...going on a cat.
Steph: Oh no, John's just octosexual.
Luke: Oh! Makes so much sense!
by Phantom of the Octos January 8, 2012
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