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optisexual 

Optisexual refers to a person whose gender identity, sexual preference, and biological sex, or a combination thereof, are dynamically determined on the fly to maximize rights, privileges, and benefits. The optisexual individual is not obligated to claim, identify, or declare a fixed identity; instead, these aspects change automatically and seamlessly as needed to optimize their societal experiences, adapting for improved rights, benefits, or privileges.

A portmanteau of the words "optimal" and "sexuality".
In a rapidly changing societal landscape, optisexual individuals navigate without explicit self-identification, experiencing automatic adjustments in gender, sexual preferences, and sex to ensure ongoing optimization of rights, privileges, and benefits.
optisexual by Pa-suede-oh-name January 6, 2024
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optisexual 

Optisexual refers to a person whose gender identity, sexual preference, and biological sex, or a combination thereof, are dynamically determined on the fly to maximize rights, privileges, and benefits. The optisexual individual is not obligated to claim, identify, or declare a fixed identity; instead, these aspects change automatically and seamlessly as needed to optimize their societal experiences, adapting for improved rights, benefits, or privileges.

A portmanteau of the words "optimal" and "sexuality".
In a rapidly changing societal landscape, optisexual individuals navigate without explicit self-identification, experiencing automatic adjustments in gender, sexual preferences, and sex to ensure ongoing optimization of rights, privileges, and benefits.
optisexual by Pa-suede-oh-name January 6, 2024

optisexual 

A portmanteau of the words "optimal" and "sexuality".

Optisexual refers to a person whose gender identity, sexual preference, and biological sex, or a combination thereof, are dynamically determined on the fly to maximize rights, privileges, and benefits. The optisexual individual is not obligated to claim, identify, or declare a fixed identity; instead, these aspects change automatically and seamlessly as needed to optimize and maximize their rights, benefits, or privileges for any and all circumstances. An optisexual person's gender, sexual preference and/or biological sex can also be held in a superposition of cases to maximize rights, benefits or proviledges accross combinations of circumstances simultaneously.
Sarah, as an optisexual individual, navigates societal expectations with ease, dynamically adjusting her gender identity, sexual preference, and biological sex to optimize and maximize her rights, privileges, and benefits in various situations, showcasing a unique and fluid approach to personal identity.
optisexual by Pa-suede-oh-name January 6, 2024

Omnisexual 

Omnisexuality is fairly similar to a person who identify's as pansexual, but a little different. An omnisexual person does identify themselves and other's as a gender, rather than being gender-blind like a pansexual person would. Omnisexual people have an attraction to all gender's, but tend to like one gender more than the rest.
Person: Hey uh... I'm coming out as omnisexual!...
Person's friend: Huh? What does that mean?
Person: It means I like all genders, but I like one gender the most, which is girls. *smirks*
Person's friend:Oh.... cool haha!
Omnisexual by peachy.cloud April 30, 2020

Omnisexual 

Omnisexual people are similar to pansexual people.

Pansexual people are known as “gender blind” which means they look past the persons gender and look just at the person themselves.

Omnisexual people take in account of the persons gender and sway toward one, but they don’t really care in the long run.
Friend: Can I ask a question?
Me: Sure, go ahead.
Friend: What’s your sexuality? I think I’m bicurious.
Me: Cool. I’m omnisexual.
Friend: Awesome! How can you tell?
Me: Well, I’m attracted to any gender, but I sway more toward guys. I don’t really mind their gender, though.
Friend: That’s pretty cool.
Omnisexual by Goldeneye the Furry December 8, 2018

Omnisexual 

"Omnisexual and Pansexual are REALLY similar, almost the same. But there is a difference:

Pansexuals can be called "gender-blind", they do not see or think about gender, they only are attracted to the person.

Omnisexuals, however, notice the person's gender, they recognise it and are attracted to ALL genders. "

In other words, omnisexuals are attracted to all genders, but not REGARDLESS of gender. Gender can still be a factor in their attraction, unlike true pansexuals, who don't care about gender.
She's omnisexual, but she tends to date a lot of women.
Omnisexual by Valon May 29, 2015

octosexual 

Being attracted to:
1) men
2) women
3) transsexuals
4) grass
5) fire hydrants
6) dead bodies
7) the US Army
8) certain politicans (including John McCain and Michelle Obama)
Did you see that octosexual last night?
Yeah, she was gettin' it on with that fire hydrant!
octosexual by A. Potatoes October 5, 2011
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