A human being, a descendant of chimpanzees, and Neanderthals
Dave : John, are you a Homo Saipan?
John : No Dave, why?
Dave : So you're not a human?
John : Well, in that case, yes I am a Homo Saipan
by Brendon Patton July 4, 2013
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The doom of this planet.
"Humans are nothing but fucking viruses with shoes."
by Crapper McGee March 27, 2004
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1) A member of the Homo-sapien race.

2) Something that people criticise for flaws despite them being one themselves to make themselves feel superior to others.
1)
Alien 1: What is that over there?
Alien 2: That's a human.

2)
Person 1: Humans are extremely stupid.
Person 2: You are one of us, and it's not like you are doing anything productive to improve the human race.
by Epicguyof1337 December 8, 2014
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A race on "Earth", that makes it's way through all there is by enslaving or destroying anyone or anything in it's way.
Claims to be civilised and moral, but fails to demonstrate it through it's actions.
Also is not to be trusted. These humans will betray you or anyne else if it serves their purpose.
Suffers from a severe superiority complex.
Look at me dad, i am crawling into space. I am only just here because it has taken me this lng to get enough money because of rules i created. Whoops, said too much!!
by Chacotay September 7, 2003
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A word for our species, the hope for humanity depends on how well we advance and excel.
The more definitions I read on here, my faith in humanity decreases a bit.
by MadMixG June 1, 2014
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When an animal sexually assaults and fucks a human. Opposite of Beastiality, when a human sexually assaults and fucks an animal. Beastiality is illegal but Humanality is legal.
Jack: You want to get fucked by my pony?

Jill: Isn't Beastiality Illegal?

Jack: Beastiality would be if you fucked the animal, but in this case you're just going to pull down your pants and bend over on all fours and if the animal wants to fuck you, AND I KNOW IT WILL, this is Humanality!!! When The Animal Fucks You!!!

Jill: What if it comes inside me?

Jack: You can't get pregnant, and it's cum is about fifty times more than what a human can produce. It's safe sex without the need for birth control or condoms, and you can experience what it's like to have something cum inside you!

Jill: Since you put it that way, it makes perfect since cause the animal decides, the animal is doing all the work, I can't get pregnant, and I get a cream pie. OK, I'll do it!

Jack: I knew you would. Now just put on these lockable ankle and wrist restraints and let me strap you into that doggy style stockade with lockable waist bar and lockable neck stand.

Jill: OK, I'm locked in and ready.

Jack: OK, here they come!

Jill: THEY?

Jack: Don't worry, there's only ten of them.
by xSelectivex July 2, 2011
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