octosexual 

Being attracted to:
1) men
2) women
3) transsexuals
4) grass
5) fire hydrants
6) dead bodies
7) the US Army
8) certain politicans (including John McCain and Michelle Obama)

Did you see that octosexual last night?
Yeah, she was gettin' it on with that fire hydrant!

octosexual by A. Potatoes October 5, 2011

Octosexual 

Someone who is sexually attracted to beings possessing precisely 8 legs. It is especially prominent amongst females due to their ability to multitask.

Octopi and arachnids are the two most prominent Octosexual figures worldwide.

Sally is such an Octosexual

Octosexual by Aljoho2 April 8, 2009

Octosexual 

Octosexual: Those that are of the octosexual orientation. Octosexuals enjoy Men, Women, Bi men, Bi women, Lesbians, Gay men, Beastality, and many other questionable things. Octosexuality was invented by a young woman on January 9th, 1995. This is still practiced today. The octosexual lifestyle was official founded January 9, 1995, but some readings may suggest it dates back hundreds of years before gaining popularity in 1995.

Boyd: Did you see Jen's cat? She's so octosexual, she actually...did it.

Curtis: I would like to have an orgy with Georgie, Rebecca, an old shoe and my shitzu, Holtz.''

Luke: Is John sexualy confused? I saw him dating a bi man, bi woman, and a gay man. I also saw him...going on a cat.
Steph: Oh no, John's just octosexual.
Luke: Oh! Makes so much sense!

Octosexual by Phantom of the Octos January 8, 2012

Octosexual 

Being in lesbians for Octopimp, a voice actor on the internet. Voicing all the characters of Homestuck, a webcomic which is part of MSPaintadventures; owned by Andrew Hussie.

Girl 1: Hey, what's your sexuality?
Girl 2: Well, i'm octosexual!

Octosexual by Vagabond/CuttlefishCuller July 13, 2011

OBOsexual 

A person who stans Davido and finds Davido's songs sexually arousing.

I'm finally coming out as an OBOsexual

OBOsexual by oyimzy November 8, 2020

Obosexual 

OBOsexual /obosɛkʃʊəl/
n.

A person who finds Davido stans sexually attractive and Davido songs arousing.

E.g She need a God fearing and Obosexual Husband.

Obosexual by Emperor Enoch November 8, 2020

octsexual 

someone who engages in sexual intercourse with males, females, hermaphrodites, animals, plants, aliens, inanimate objects, and ideas

Drew is an octsexual.

octsexual by Drewdle December 6, 2006