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omninator 

Chuck Norris is the omninator of everything
omninator by Duggies March 24, 2013
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omninternet

Refers to a being who contains the entirety of the internet within itself, i.e. a person who knows every page on the internet by heart.
He has no need for computers or wires, for he is truly omninternet.
omninternet by th1nk April 8, 2009
A Hasbro-invented super soaker that fires a white, sticky substance that strongly resembles skeet. Loved by children and adults alike, it can be found at any major toy chain. It also recieves mocking reviews on many retail websites, exclaiming the intense satisfaction of pumping and shooting the oozinator, alone or with friends.
- What do you call the new water and ooze blasting oozinator?

Billy: Ah! Yuck!
Duncan: Bleah!
Kyle: Gross!
Todd: Ew! Disgusting!

- And of course...

Jake: AWESOME!
oozinator by Alec and Tats July 30, 2008

Osuinator 

a machine that helps you play osu better

WARNING - do not use this to draw it will backfire and explode on you!
Have you heard of the new osuinator? it looks amazing!
Osuinator by Daddy sasageyo January 2, 2021
Popularized by such sites as YTMND the Oozinator is a toy made by Hasbro that fires not only water, but sticky white "bio-ooze" that "may stain naturally."

The official commercial depicts a boy using his Oozinator by pumping it vigoroulsy until white goo shoots from it and hits various other boys. (Most notably, the African American child.)

The Oozinator can also be used as slang for penis along with dick, wang, cock, etc.
Last Sunday after bible study, my mom dropped me off at the park to play with my friends. When I showed up it seemed like they all had a secret they were hiding. They told me they had just found something great, but that we had to get away from their parents so I could see it. We rushed to convene in the boy's bathroom. When everyone was there, they all smiled and then unleashed their Oozinators. Before I could have even said "Jesus Saves" I was getting blasted in the face with with ooze from all of my friends! Little did they know that I had known about the Oozinator for a long time, and had practiced with it for hours when mom though I was reading the bible quietly before bed. I reached down and surprise attacked them with my Oozinator. I got every one of them ina flash. They were still pumping their Oozinators by the time my ooze was drying on their chins. I love my Oozinator!
Oozinator by NotAnInfidel May 15, 2006
A super soaker that, when pumped, fires blasts of a thick, semi-clear substance at helpless neighborhood children.
Fred: Dude, Steve, I just bought an Oozinator at Toys'R'Us.
Steve: Let's go spray its semen like contents all over Matt, he always was such a little whore.
oozinator by Maurice M. May 15, 2006

Okinator 

That person who replies "Ok" to every and any message you send. An ~ can use "Ok"s to mostly kill dull and obvious communication / instruction.
GF: That girl from the English Lit class wore a spandex to class. omg!
Me: Ok
GF: Why do these girls have dress like sl*ts?
Me: Ok
GF: WTH, are you even listening to me?
Me: Ok
GF: ...
Me: Target terminated. Okinator mission accomplished. *bam*
Okinator by WordSage April 16, 2015
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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