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Omniputor

One who has extreme amounts of savvy about computers and has been known to have revived at least ONE from the dead. The go-to person for computer troubles.

After drowning my laptop with a "spot of tea" while traveling, with a huge deadline looming Monday afternoon, a computer geek friend salvaged my hard drive from my scrapped computer. When I left his house at 1:30am with my drive safely snuggled into another pieced-together computer, I had all drivers functioning, wireless working, all apps, docs, pics, music, videos - everything- saved from my attempted green tea drowning. I've nicknamed him "The Omniputor."
After my 4 year old took my laptop for a sleigh ride down a 20 foot stair case, I was sure the splintered mess was doomed. Fortunately, the local teen geek, Giuseppe the Omniputor, brought it back from the dead.
by Zinegal October 26, 2013
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omnihumorism

The subtle art of understanding a person's humor and delivering jokes according to it. Such a person is called omnihumorist who basically knows all levels of humors such as upper level humor (gen z) containing randomness and lower level humor (boomer humor) containing actual jokes and writings.
Shakti (Boomer): So, you have mastered omnihumorism?
(Omnihumorist): Your mother.

Coco (gen z): Do you love me?
(Omnihumorist named infinite): If loving you was a crime, I'd be innocent, my love...
by infinite_. June 11, 2023
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omnipwnorous

Possessing, or relating to, unlimited or infinite levels of pwnage.
I hereby pronounce myself omnipwnorous.
by Dyno January 16, 2008
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Omnitor

Slang; noun.
1) A tyrant.
2) A lying, cheating, or sneaky person.
3) A dislikeable person.
4) A total and utter bastard.

Also a proper noun.
1) The name of a ruthless tyrant who made grand promises to his people which turned out to be a bunch of stupid lies. Several spoke out against him, but they were quickly silenced. The masses were like sheep at his feet, until he was overthrown by the goodly and noble Suzaku.
Man, shut up! You are such an Omnitor!

What were you doin? Were you spying on me, you Omnitor?!
by Lunatic April 12, 2004
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omnibator

Omnibator is dumb
by Sly_Bunni October 12, 2020
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omnipwnorous

Possessing, or relating to, unlimited or infinite levels of pwnage.
I hereby pronounce myself omnipwnorous.
by Dyno January 8, 2009
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Omniator

One who does everything and everyone.Both figuratively and literally.
Bob: Did you see Saul with all those women in back of the school?
Rick: What an Omniator.
by spropp May 19, 2008
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