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omninternet

Refers to a being who contains the entirety of the internet within itself, i.e. a person who knows every page on the internet by heart.
He has no need for computers or wires, for he is truly omninternet.
omninternet by th1nk April 8, 2009
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OhInternet 

The site formally known as Encyclopedia Dramatica. It used to be a satirical site filled with shock humor until the creator copped out and made it SFW, losing everybody's respect. Greed does wonders to certain people.
/b/tard: This was the worst fucking idea ever.
Casual fag: Relax guys, OhInternet is the best.
/b/tard: Ugh, you new fags are ruining the internet
OhInternet by ihatepigs757 May 5, 2011

ohinternet 

ohinternet is a know your meme knockoff.

ohinternet 

Joe: Hey Bill, are you on Encyclopedia Dramatica?

Bill: Nah, it keeps sending me to this gay sellout page called "ohinternet."
ohinternet by SirPancake May 9, 2011

ohinternet 

The gay piece of shit site that replaced Encyclopedia Dramatica. It is full of unfunny, moralfag induced articles. However, the old ED lives on as the domain encyclopediadramatica.ch
Fuck ohinternet and it's "streamlined, SFW" content. ED was MOAR FUN.
ohinternet by E(0)3 June 10, 2011

Ohinternet 

A website founded by the makers of Encyclopedia Dramatica. However, this was founded on the principal of making Jew gold rather than lulz. It is entirely politically correct, unlike the humorous racism once prevalent in ED.

Fuck off Girlvinyl
Some greedy Jew replaced Encyclopedia Dramatica with Ohinternet.
Ohinternet by Meepsheep May 14, 2011
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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