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omninternet

Refers to a being who contains the entirety of the internet within itself, i.e. a person who knows every page on the internet by heart.
He has no need for computers or wires, for he is truly omninternet.
omninternet by th1nk April 8, 2009
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owninate 

The highest form of owning. Not only besting someone else, but besting the world.
Steve McQueen owninates.
owninate by Doctor Who May 9, 2006
The act of getting completely owned, "beat", in a certain situation, act or event.
You failed horribly at a test. "Man, that test omniraped me." or Your friend beat you 20 games to 1 in Tekken. "Man, he got omniraped."
omniraped by Scott and Nhan December 2, 2005
to masturbate, play with oneself or to make self love
She's going home to oninate.
oninate by ATXDragon September 18, 2007

omninator 

Chuck Norris is the omninator of everything
omninator by Duggies March 24, 2013

Omnibater 

Someone capable of masterbating to anything, and is sexually attracted to everything, with some exceptions. Ex: If you will jerk of to anything except beastiality and inflation porn, you are still an omnibater
Im so lucky to be an Omnibater, because it makes it easier to find porn I like
Omnibater by Sly_Bunni October 11, 2020
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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