nordli 

A term to describe a person who has big muscles. The person usually has many friends and can also be a professional wrestler. His peepee is also usually big.

"Who's that guy over there?"
"Oh he's a Nordli"

nordli by Nordli November 29, 2017

Marius Nordli 

A norwegian name used to describe a person with a big penis and big muscles. The term is inspired by the norwegian viking Marius Nordli. Legends say he could kill a bear just by looking at it. It is also said that he used to have a gigantic penis who could kill woman during sex.

"Yo, who's that guy over there?"
"Oh that's my boyfriend. He is such a Marius Nordli"

Marius Nordli by Nordli September 12, 2018

Pool Noodling 

being tossed around in bed as if you were as weightless as a pool noodle

Jake was pool noodling me last night.

Pool Noodling by FunP4President December 3, 2022

Pool Noodling 

Vigorous sex where one is tossed around and bent every which way as if as weightless as a pool noodle. Commonly liked people who aren’t really vanilla but maybe haven’t tried the whole ice cream shop either.

He gave me the pool noodling treatment last night

Pool Noodling by labraptor December 3, 2022

Norelis 

Norelis is a kind, beautiful, and loving girl that will forever be loyal and an amazing friend, it’s a unique name for a unique person. She’s scary when she wants to be but her personality is incredible and rare if you have Norelis as a friend/partner you won’t want to loose her.

Wow I wish Norelis was my friend

Norelis by Cool.person April 22, 2019

Nordic Five 

A hot ass group of sexy Nordics. The group includes Denmark ( Mathias Køhler),Sweden ( Berwald Oxenstierna), Norway ( Lukas Bondevik),Iceland ( Emil Steilsson), and Finland ( Tino Väinämöinen). They are all attractive as fuck and gay as all hell.

I swear the Nordic Five are getting hotter and gayer every season.

Nordic Five by ErenJäeger15 November 26, 2016

nordic skiing 

coming in two forms, classic or skate, nordic skiing is the original and hardest way to ski. you use every muscle in your body, and race 5-50k. an average practice for high school is 10-15 miles.

classic is a back and forth motion, primarily using your arms
skate is similar to skating on ice, except you also use your arms some, but mainly legs.
there is no stopping because of....
too cold
too long
bad wax
bad snow
sore muscles
darkness
season (skis with wheels)

i wish i was nordic skiing all the time!

nordic skiing by nordie4eva November 26, 2010