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airport novelist 

an author whose books are most commonly, and probably only, sold well in an airport venue.

these books are all paperback, with lame, intriguing titles like "death before sunrise" or "the english assassin", contain extremely predictable/cliche plots, and feature faux-intense scary and mysterious cover art.
these books are meant to be read on an airplane when there is absolutely nothing better to do.
Dan Silva is such an airport novelist.

Dan Brown could be considered an airport novelist, almost.
airport novelist by mkgeezy October 28, 2009
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The name Noelis is someone who is very hyper. The name also means caring,loving,and kindness. But most importantly Noelis means adventurest and explore they always wanna try something (most of the time) but other than that they have an attitude that can’t be handled sometimes.
“Noelis is a very sensitive person.”
noelis by The nerdiest girl May 24, 2018
Noelis is a Hispanic girl who believes that she's very average. she has some form of musical talent and is always willing to help out a friend. She's very apologetic and falls in love easily, and hard. She can be awkward, and shy at times, and still manage to be the loudest person in the room. And if she enjoys music, and performing, she'll never stop singing.
Noelis is really weird
Noelis by mynameisntnoelis-_- March 13, 2019

Novelist 

A person that writes novels; books that are 50,000+ words in length.
I'm allowed to use my laptop during earth hour if I'm on battery power, right? I can't help it, I'm a novelist and my storyline is too compelling right now to quit.
Novelist by maddie_1213 April 12, 2011
creative, lazy at times, one of a kind, bodyguard, great hugger, beautiful, AND just happy to have a snug group of friends who love her
Norelie is LITT !!
norelie by norelie January 9, 2017
A really sexy girl with a big ass. The smartest changa. Likes to clean. has a cute laugh. Who's birthday is coming up soon and her friends that sit next to her in 3rd hour wish her a very happy birthday!

P.S. Emily is making cookies.......simone might also.
Nohelis: I clean.
Simone: no make me a sandwich.
Nohelis: I clean. I clean.
Emily: No make a damn sandwich.
Nohelis: I CLEAN.