Definitions by Nordli

Morten Hegstad 

A norwegian term used to describe a person who is weak. A "Morten Hegstad" usually looks like a stick and can't lift more weights than 2kg. The term can also mean small penis.

"Look at that guy over there. He is so skinny and have a tiny penis"
"Yeah, he's a Morten Hegstad

Morten Hegstad by Nordli September 3, 2021

Marius Nordli 

A norwegian name used to describe a person with a big penis and big muscles. The term is inspired by the norwegian viking Marius Nordli. Legends say he could kill a bear just by looking at it. It is also said that he used to have a gigantic penis who could kill woman during sex.

"Yo, who's that guy over there?"
"Oh that's my boyfriend. He is such a Marius Nordli"

Marius Nordli by Nordli September 12, 2018

nordli 

A term to describe a person who has big muscles. The person usually has many friends and can also be a professional wrestler. His peepee is also usually big.

"Who's that guy over there?"
"Oh he's a Nordli"

nordli by Nordli November 29, 2017