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A form of fishing in which a crazy person runs into a lake and searches for holes on the bottom with his foot. Then he inserts his finger into the hole and lets something bite it. Hopefully, it's a catfish. If so, he wrestles the catfish to the surface and drags it to shore. If its not a catfish, he may lose his finger to a snapping turtle or his life to a water moccasin.

Believe it or not, noodling is illegal in many states.
Never noodle for catfish with your dong or you will receive the most painful injury ever to spring from noodling.
by MazurkaMatt May 31, 2006
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When you and your bandmates start playing without the band director's consent. Usually, the band director will shout at you for noodling. Sometimes, the director will purposefully target one instrumentalist and tell them to stop playing when there is no song. Noodling is a serious offense that leads to serious consequences such as band suspension, possible expulsion from the band, and no seventh chords :(
Stop noodling or I'll shut that saxophone up myself.
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by NemoMeImpuneLacessit September 15, 2018
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To fish for catfish using your bare hands.
Let's go noodling!

When you noodle that 14 incher up i'll have the net ready for yah.
by Chris Koehne February 18, 2005
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what heavy metal guitarists do on stage while performing an annoying and rather technical solo. noodling.
that solo was like 20 minutes of noodling, ugh, and now my head is pounding.
by sara t. August 13, 2004
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The act of trying to insert your penis for intercourse while not fully erect.
Dude, get off me, all you're doing is "noodling" the hell out of me.
by Lovetheweinis January 29, 2010
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Like the method of fishing, the act of sliding your thumb into your partner's honey pot and index into their butthole. The noodler then proceeds to clamp the digits together and lift them up like a catfish being pulled out of a lake.
Yeah, i got with her last night and she asked me to reel her in, so i gave her a noodling.
by ChakaraDong June 06, 2014
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The act of noodling is any flirtation or activity related to Tinder.

It derives from the term catfish, which indicates faux online relationships, oftentimes associated with Tinder.
I met her while I was noodling
by Cjrazer74 September 28, 2013
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