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The cutest lil bean. Can (and might) actually kill you. Can jump through space and time. He jumped, but he never acorned. Looks 13, but is actually 58. Loves black coffee and Dolores. Don’t fuck with him.
Person 1:“Oh you know Five?”
Person 2:“Yeah”
Person 1: “AND YOU ARE ACTUALLY ALIVE?!”
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by dumb hoe 1234 April 17, 2019
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fiive: fi-iive, fiii-ve
means: "five bullets and your dead"
famous words from the notorious yet dangerous dz
"shit man ive just been fived"
dam u dead
by dondz October 23, 2007
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Military Intelligence, Section 5, or MI5, the British Security Service, as shown in the TV show "Spooks" (called "MI-5" in U.S. broadcasts). Responsible for counterespionage and domestic security, roughly analogous to the FBI. Based in Thames House on Millbank, London.
That guy in the suit is in Five, I'm sure of it. See how he's looking at us?
by Billy Frank May 28, 2008
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fiive: fi-iive, fiii-ve
means: "five bullets and your dead"
famous words from the notorious yet dangerous dz
"shit man ive just been fived"
dam u dead
by dondz October 22, 2007
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To give, hand or pass something from one person to another (because your hand, which you use to pass the thing, has five fingers)
Man, this food has no flavor. Could you five me the salt?
by Johnny Gnall May 20, 2005
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A completely average woman on the guy rating scale. She can be neither cute or ugly, shes just a 5.
Can also be used to describe a boyfriend/girlfriend that you're using to pass the time until a good one comes along.
Glen: Man dude, are there ever any cute chics in this place?
Walter: Nah man, this place is always full of fives!

Lloyd: Yeah, I've really been thinking about getting serious with my chic dude...
Walter: What?! You know that chics just a 5 man, even you can do better.
by DJ Christian B August 13, 2007
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