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To act paranoid, sometimes after the use of weed or amphetamines.

(A shortening of "paranoid").
"She's going right noidy now."
noidy by Noidy April 8, 2007
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Stay Noided 

Noided, a persistent sense of paranoia, stay noided is a common usage meaning to stay in a constant "noided" state of mind so as to avoid detection when preforming illegal activities, usually used when two people are departing
Person 1: Hey man, I gotta go but I'll see you after 3rd period
Person 2: See ya, stay noided!
Stay Noided by emily :~) January 15, 2013
Related Words
noidy Noidybootin noid Noddy noided Nordys noisy quiet neidy Noisy one nondy
Get a load of that noid.
Noid by zimmygirl777 September 3, 2022
The opposite of a Chad - typically in reference to a low testosterone, effeminate beta male with dyed hair and/or feminine accessories. Can also be used as a descriptor for the 'Incel' - another type of beta male often characterized by their poor hygiene (and appearance), misogyny, misanthropy, and mental illness. The word itself, 'Noody', is a variation of the English word 'Noddy', a stupid person or individual.
Guy 1: "Hey, did you see that pink-haired incel try hitting on that girl?"

Guy 2: "That was a guy? It looked like a woman with bad teeth to me."

Guy 1: "I know, right? What a Noody!"
Noody by ANoddyMan March 10, 2022

noddy land 

An australian slang word meaning "to go to sleep" or "dreaming"
"Mate I'm tired, I'm off to noddy land"

"Get the couch ready cuz if I'm having custard with that Christmas pud, I'll be in noddy land by 2"
noddy land by Me'ol'ducker February 2, 2019

Noisy Cricket 

The tiny gun given to J in MIB that causes a bigger explosion than your average brick of C4.
Zed: Kay, give the kid a weapon.
-Kay opens a chest filled with intergalactic guns. He picks up a large rifle-
Kay: A Series Four De-atomizer.
Jay: That's what I'm talkin' about.
Kay: -picks up a very tiny gun and gives it to Jay- Noisy Cricket.
Jay: -stares the weapon in disgust- Hey, Kay, nah nah. Come on, man, y-you get a Series Four De-atomizer and I-I get a little - little midget cricket?
Kay: -notices Jay is pointing the gun in his direction- WHOA! kid...
-grabs the arm Jay is holding the weapon with and points it away from him-
Jay: Feel like I'm gonna break this damn thing.
Noisy Cricket by zomiaen October 25, 2008
Head, Brain, Top, Hat, Uck, Ucky, BJ. Term Invented By A.M (410).
"Girl tried to off her skirt clearly she lost her mind, Bitch I want Noddy said it like a hundred times" -AtotheM 41Circle
Noddy by Y.BrixtonFrog February 12, 2017
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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Concrete cowboy 

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Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
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God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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