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The opposite of a Chad - typically in reference to a low testosterone, effeminate beta male with dyed hair and/or feminine accessories. Can also be used as a descriptor for the 'Incel' - another type of beta male often characterized by their poor hygiene (and appearance), misogyny, misanthropy, and mental illness. The word itself, 'Noody', is a variation of the English word 'Noddy', a stupid person or individual.
Guy 1: "Hey, did you see that pink-haired incel try hitting on that girl?"

Guy 2: "That was a guy? It looked like a woman with bad teeth to me."

Guy 1: "I know, right? What a Noody!"
Noody by ANoddyMan March 10, 2022
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A beautiful Nood chickmunk/chipmunk. They are graceful, beautiful, kind, and caring. They are everything you’d ever want.
Noody is soooooo pretty.
Noody by iromaaofpearl November 29, 2020

Noody Nappin

The nickname for Newports, a popular cigarette smoked by many teens and young adults.
Yo, let me get a Noody Nappin!
Noody Nappin by Polly P. July 6, 2010

touch noodle 

A stupid fucking insult twelve year olds without a sense of grammatical coherence use to defend Logan Paul exploiting someone’s suicide in the comment section of a YouTube video
Oh and buy the way your a fucking touch noodle he’s more runner and more awesome than you dick I clicked on the video to see how you gonna prove this bullshit you dumbass clickbait asshole
touch noodle by hterbluc May 1, 2018

thunder noodle 

A noodle that falls down the stairs and sounds like thunder.
I woke up to thunder this morning and thought there were storms. Turns out it was just a thunder noodle coming down the stairs.
thunder noodle by mooncow728 July 21, 2021

Noodleify 

When you turn a non-noodle into a noodle. Coined by Danger Darcy about 6 months ago.
"I've really let myself go. I should noodleify a cucumber to eat healthier."
Noodleify by TheREALCoolGuy23 January 20, 2019

Nigga noodle 

Nigga noodle (crunches) nigga noodle ( crunches more) nigga noodle.
Nigga noodle by Niggacado January 13, 2021
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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