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i made it it means wank but its totally better
nobjob by phil January 5, 2005
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It can't really be defined. Nojob is a word you can use for alot of stuff. Like people and deeds. In theory it means that someone who is a nojob won't get a job, or at least only get a bad one. Like a construction worker who used to smoke crack and didn't pay attention in school.
Example 1
Guy1: Look, that guy is smoking weed in class!
Guy2: Hahhaha, what a Nojob!

Example 2

Guy1 and Guy2 talks to another random guy at the start of a new school year. The random guy tells them that he used all his savings on cigarettes and that he got an F in some of the classes last school year. Guy1 and Guy2 walks away and Guy1 whispers "WTF! That's super nojob hahaha!"
Nojob by Jjadfi September 16, 2016
When a person comes really close to getting a blow job.
Man, I totally took this girl out and payed for everything, but then I got a nojob.
nojob by janetraynaynay July 22, 2009

nobjockey 

alternative speeling of knobjockey. A derogatory term for a homosexual male. Also used to describe unliked heterosexual males.
Is he (possible gay male) a (k)nobjockey.
You are such a fucking nobjockey!
nobjockey by Tim August 2, 2003
When somebody completely new at a game gets hustled and owned.
In chess it was Louis against a guy who had never played before. he had no idea what was coming. defeated in 15 moves, a total noobjob.
noobjob by Sir Key August 3, 2007

Nobgoblin 

A species of Goblin, of the goblinus herpeaticmus genus. Usually minimalistic in hieght, this creature prays on men's private regions for its own sadistic pleasure. Nobgoblin's are secretive shy creatures by nature, often residing in small cracks and crevices. They appear rarely, only surfacing for food or penis. The creature's face has never been seen, but it is believed to bear resemblance to CJ during a particularily tough boot camp session.
If you dont stop it, ill get my Nobgoblin out on you!
Nobgoblin by ScoutNibblet March 11, 2004
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.

Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
Glippy by Wild Stoner Appears December 14, 2025
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
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