nobjob

It means Legend, G, Nigga, Home fry, Dog, Bitch etc.

Sup nobjob?
Nobjob. Your gf is hot bro.
Ohhhh nobjob ohhh yess oh oh.

by Joe Nobjob October 21, 2007

nobjob

i made it it means wank but its totally better

im going to have a nob job

by phil January 5, 2005

Nojob

It can't really be defined. Nojob is a word you can use for alot of stuff. Like people and deeds. In theory it means that someone who is a nojob won't get a job, or at least only get a bad one. Like a construction worker who used to smoke crack and didn't pay attention in school.

Example 1
Guy1: Look, that guy is smoking weed in class!
Guy2: Hahhaha, what a Nojob!

Example 2

Guy1 and Guy2 talks to another random guy at the start of a new school year. The random guy tells them that he used all his savings on cigarettes and that he got an F in some of the classes last school year. Guy1 and Guy2 walks away and Guy1 whispers "WTF! That's super nojob hahaha!"

by Jjadfi September 16, 2016

nojob

When a person comes really close to getting a blow job.

Man, I totally took this girl out and payed for everything, but then I got a nojob.

by janetraynaynay July 22, 2009

nobjockey

alternative speeling of knobjockey. A derogatory term for a homosexual male. Also used to describe unliked heterosexual males.

Is he (possible gay male) a (k)nobjockey.
You are such a fucking nobjockey!

by Tim August 2, 2003

noobjob

When somebody completely new at a game gets hustled and owned.

In chess it was Louis against a guy who had never played before. he had no idea what was coming. defeated in 15 moves, a total noobjob.

by Sir Key August 3, 2007

Nobgoblin

A species of Goblin, of the goblinus herpeaticmus genus. Usually minimalistic in hieght, this creature prays on men's private regions for its own sadistic pleasure. Nobgoblin's are secretive shy creatures by nature, often residing in small cracks and crevices. They appear rarely, only surfacing for food or penis. The creature's face has never been seen, but it is believed to bear resemblance to CJ during a particularily tough boot camp session.

If you dont stop it, ill get my Nobgoblin out on you!

by ScoutNibblet March 11, 2004