Nobjockey (Nobbus Jockiarus) is the staple insult used by only the finest and sophisticated individuals.
It refers to someone who likes riding 10-inch titans in their spare
time, rather than being social. They usually make jokes about your mother
24/7 just to cover up their eternal sadness and the severe lack of a father figure in their life.
They also tend to
smoke and then un-ironically brag about it because they think it makes then a sex symbol, when in reality, it just gives them lung
cancer.
How to spot a Nobjockey.
Here are some common characteristics of a Nobjockey to help you stay away from their abysmally stupid personality.
1. North Face Jacket
2. Black Nike Air Force 1s
3. Any form of Stone Island clothing (you're really paying that much for a compass badge on your arm you
twit)
4. Own a pitbull
5. Play Call of Duty Warzone all day
6. Has 5 teeth
7. Greasy hair
8. Has taken any form of land management or agriculture courses at
school or
college.