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A sexual act performed on a male involving the male in question having his testicles sucked by another person.

Did you see that guy get a nogjob in the alley by that transexual hooker?

nogjob by Baller Nation July 24, 2009

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Nogjob

Getting a blowjob while leaning against a crate of eggnog. May include the simultaneous drinking of eggnog.

"Back when I worked at Stop N Shop, I brought my girlfriend into the dairy cooler and she gave me a nogjob."

Nogjob by ShotgunMike March 6, 2009

Related Words

Nogjob • nobjob • nigjob • nomjob • nodjob • nogoblox • nojobmofo • NOH'JOB • no job • No jobro

Nojob

It can't really be defined. Nojob is a word you can use for alot of stuff. Like people and deeds. In theory it means that someone who is a nojob won't get a job, or at least only get a bad one. Like a construction worker who used to smoke crack and didn't pay attention in school.

Example 1
Guy1: Look, that guy is smoking weed in class!
Guy2: Hahhaha, what a Nojob!

Example 2

Guy1 and Guy2 talks to another random guy at the start of a new school year. The random guy tells them that he used all his savings on cigarettes and that he got an F in some of the classes last school year. Guy1 and Guy2 walks away and Guy1 whispers "WTF! That's super nojob hahaha!"

Nojob by Jjadfi September 16, 2016

nojob

When a person comes really close to getting a blow job.

Man, I totally took this girl out and payed for everything, but then I got a nojob.

nojob by janetraynaynay July 22, 2009

Nog job

The Seasonal Hand Job - One person swigs a mouthful of eggnog and spits it onto another persons dick. Proceed to stroke out a creamy yet seasonal handy. Viola, a Nog job

Dude : Let's celebrate Christmas the right way, buddy.
Other Dude : How so, friend?
Dude : Giving each other a Nog job
Other Dude : Sweet!
Dude : Exactly!

Nog job by ol' time guy December 9, 2010

nodjob

n. a particularly unstimulating blowjob such that the fellatee falls asleep, perhaps as performed by a fellatrix on a dose of GHB

Manchester girls give the best nodjobs in the north-west

nodjob by Rickie187 December 12, 2006

nojob

Nojob can also be a guy that has sex when he between the age of 12 and 16

Guy 1: Hi did you guys hear what i did today? I had sex!
Guy 2 and Guy 3 walks slowly away while they whisper "nojob"

nojob by jhvjkgvjlgulhjnm October 14, 2016

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026