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NoobJock 

A special brand of Noob or Newbie. Someone who has been playing a game for over a year, yet still has all the qualities of a Noob.
Some NoobJock named BlowMe, just TeamKilled me on Halo because I had the fucking Sniper Rifle.
NoobJock by Sam November 2, 2004
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noobmobile

1. On the PC-based YS Flight Simulator; any ficticious player-controlled addon that is often used by n00bs on servers to win a dogfight or destroy people and other objects on the ground or water. Also known as a cheatplane.

Noobmobiles are easily countered with spawn killing, Admin Aircraft, the Ban User command, an equally powerful cheatplane, or a "Free Fire" call.

2. On the Battlefield Series; Helicopters, Tanks, and Artillery guns which n00bs team kill for in order to boost their K/D ratio or get more points.

3. Any vehicle in any game that is not normally used by veteran players, but used by n00bs to go score whoring or to attempt to pwn a more experienced player.
Server Owner: Hey, douchewad, get out of the noobmobile and into something real, like an F-14.

n00b: I w1ll r4p3 j00 all w1th mah Hyperflanker!!

Server Owner: *Ban Hammer*

Other Users: lol n00b noodle.
A combination of being a noob and a boob.

Being a dumbass/ being lame or even being a spoilt sport.

Staying at home when we can go party.
Dude, you're such a nooboob. noob boob

Stop being such a nooboob and lets go party.
Nooboob by Pandamania September 29, 2011
It means Legend, G, Nigga, Home fry, Dog, Bitch etc.
Sup nobjob?
Nobjob. Your gf is hot bro.
Ohhhh nobjob ohhh yess oh oh.
nobjob by Joe Nobjob October 21, 2007
i made it it means wank but its totally better
im going to have a nob job
nobjob by phil January 5, 2005
A NooBoob is a person whom is a noob. They are a noobie and is a plain pain in the arse.
Tigers beat the Timberwolves in basketball because the other team was full of NooBoobs. They SUCKED.
NooBoob by ThtYllwBch June 9, 2015
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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