nobjock

abv. of the term 'nob jockey'

derogatory term used to infer that the subject 'rides' a penis in a similar fashion to how a jockey rides a horse. normally directed at males rather than females to suggest homosexuality

person 1 - argh man
person 2 - whats up?
person 1 - nothing, just mike is being a complete nobjock again

by theofficalpye May 12, 2009

nobjock

stupid gay asshole licking wanker.

i know that this will be branded as offensive but realy it isnt, it comes from the gay community, trust me i am in it.

hey dont spose u r a nobjock

by russell newman April 27, 2004

NoobJock

A special brand of Noob or Newbie. Someone who has been playing a game for over a year, yet still has all the qualities of a Noob.

Some NoobJock named BlowMe, just TeamKilled me on Halo because I had the fucking Sniper Rifle.

by Sam November 2, 2004

nobjockey

alternative speeling of knobjockey. A derogatory term for a homosexual male. Also used to describe unliked heterosexual males.

Is he (possible gay male) a (k)nobjockey.
You are such a fucking nobjockey!

by Tim August 2, 2003

Nobrock

A person who gets you annoyed, or weighs you down, as if your nob was a big rock.

Can we go McDonalds?" "We went yesterday" "But I'm hungry." "It's miles away" "Pleaseee???" "You're such a nobrock!

by Doctor. Little Wig June 15, 2010

Nobpocket

A euphemism for a vagina.

John, please stop acting like a nobpocket.

Darling, can I put my penis in your nobpocket?

by Ricardo The Judge May 23, 2013

nobjockey

a way of describing someone as being homosexual by the way they cycle/ride an animal. By likening it to that of some one riding a cock. The use of "gidde up!" follows

Borris Johnsen when he rides his bike looks like a nobjockey

by Yoshi Meiosis February 9, 2004