Nojob 

It can't really be defined. Nojob is a word you can use for alot of stuff. Like people and deeds. In theory it means that someone who is a nojob won't get a job, or at least only get a bad one. Like a construction worker who used to smoke crack and didn't pay attention in school.

Example 1
Guy1: Look, that guy is smoking weed in class!
Guy2: Hahhaha, what a Nojob!

Example 2

Guy1 and Guy2 talks to another random guy at the start of a new school year. The random guy tells them that he used all his savings on cigarettes and that he got an F in some of the classes last school year. Guy1 and Guy2 walks away and Guy1 whispers "WTF! That's super nojob hahaha!"

Nojob by Jjadfi September 16, 2016

nojob 

When a person comes really close to getting a blow job.

Man, I totally took this girl out and payed for everything, but then I got a nojob.

nojob by janetraynaynay July 22, 2009

nojob 

Nojob can also be a guy that has sex when he between the age of 12 and 16

Guy 1: Hi did you guys hear what i did today? I had sex!
Guy 2 and Guy 3 walks slowly away while they whisper "nojob"

nojob by jhvjkgvjlgulhjnm October 14, 2016

Left Noob

It is right next to Moosejaw, Saskatchewan.

Ryan Stiles: Have you ever heard of a place called Moosejaw, Saskatchewan?
Colin Mochrie: Isn't that right beside Left Noob?

Left Noob by WLIIA July 9, 2010

n8job 

When you tell your friends that you got a handjob but you actually never did

Person 1: Hey dude, I just got a handjob from ...
Person 2: Really? She doesn't even know who you are, more like a n8job.

n8job by ngaiman47 July 31, 2019

Noob Move 

A term used to describe the action of one who is a noob, or an amateur at something. Coined by Chris Smoove.

Jimmy just killed his own team, that was a noob move!

Noob Move by pcb95 July 30, 2011

guitar noob

A guitar noob is usually quite a young guitarist who thinks they can do lodes of fast shred soloing just by randomly picking and sweeping notes. They are usually found in guitar shops and guitar exhibitions like music live or NAMM playing the best guitar on the loudest amp deliberately in front of other people trying to show off a false sense of musical knowledge and technicality when they sound absolutely terrible, there for making a complete noob out of them self.
Typically, guitar noobs practice alot but are too arrogent to take criticism so just keep practicing all the wrong things there for staying at the same level of playing for a very long time.

Randon guitar shop guy: Hey, you ever heard of Yngwie Malmsteen or Steve vai, shit, man those guys can shred on guitar!
Guitar noob:Ah yeh, those guys are kwl but some of there stuff is actually quite easy!
Random guitar shop guy: No way man! lets hear u do some of their stuff!
guitar noob:(makes terrible unmusical very loud horrible noise using his guitar)...See its easy dude!
Random guitar shop guy:Yeh.....kwl....(walks away).....What a freaking guitar noob....

guitar noob by Adam Kurowski November 29, 2007