Nubjob

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A sexual act in which an amputee or other person lacking arms or legs uses their "nubs" to stimulate their partners' penis.

dude, i hooked up with this hot amputee chick and she totally gave me a nubjob.

Nubjob by tr3eman October 23, 2008

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Nubjob

act of an amputee manipulating another's genital with amputated area

I just received a nubjob from a frostbite patient.

Nubjob by ...hugh July 1, 2010

Related Words

Nubjob • nutjob • nobjob • nutjobby • nubbjob • nubhob • Nujobi • Numjob • nunjob • nutjobbery

nutjob

Completely insane or crazy person. Someone who has totally lost the plot.

L. Ron Hubbard was a nutjob.

nutjob by sickcunt88 October 7, 2007

nub job

A hand job received from a women who has lost her hands and retains only nubs.

Yo, I can't believe you let her give you a nub job! WTF man.

nub job by nubfanactic March 1, 2010

nutjob

A person that is crazy, or nuts.

That looney's a total nutjob.

nutjob by Akhenaten April 8, 2003

nutjob

a batshit-crazy person; someone who is out of reality with reality. May or may not have a shopping list of mental disorders.

Bart McCraw is quite the nutjob; from what I've heard, he been arrested over 36 times for stalking celebrities.

nutjob by LyassacheckList July 14, 2016

right-wing nutjob

What John Kerry regards George Bush as, in the flash cartoon this land

"You're a liberal cissy!"
"You're a Right-wing nutjob!!"

right-wing nutjob by RHS Student September 7, 2004

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026