phil's definitions

cumbomb

a condom filled with your own excretion after masturbation and dropped off a tall building onto someone below

100 points if you drop it onto a prostitute

by Phil February 3, 2005

out

Noun: a choice or chance to stay or go in any given situation.

"Tony was given his out from the family in the form of his dead cousin - a payment for past dues now retrieved by a bullet - and he took it with no pride: he was on a plane out of Jersey the next day."

by Phil July 12, 2004

murphy brown

a woman (usually older) that is generally unattractive but nonetheless makes you horny

"check out condi rice giving bush a BJ. she's a murphy brown"

by Phil January 24, 2005

Rampton

Comes from the secure mental hospital located in the UK.
Used as a derogatory term to describe an idiot or someone who has just done somthing stupid

Shit, I just spilt coffee all over my computer!

Man you are such a rampton

by Phil October 18, 2004

fanfiction.net

a stupid site where otakus, goths and nerds (all idiots) go to talk about anime and anything from japan (because everyone knows EVERYTHING from japan is cool especially the yakuza and kamikaze pilots. when people don
t agree with them, they use "witty" comebacks that they think make them cool and the mods and admins delete good stories because of obscure rules that contradict many others.

"I went to fanfiction.net to look at some anime strories to masturbate to" -Otaku

by Phil March 28, 2004

fuck a duck

fornification with a species of fowl

"he ain't worth the money to go fuck a duck on!"

by Phil January 27, 2005

bertuzzi

To cause one to lose the use of legs.

I could walk fine until Bertuzzi bertuzzied me from behind.

by Phil March 9, 2004