The Groundhog

When you gotta shit real bad, and the terd comes part way out, see's his shadow, and goes back in the hole.
I had to fight off the groundhog while trying to make it to the can.
by Phil May 31, 2003
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nobjob

i made it it means wank but its totally better
by phil January 05, 2005
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Paint Thinner

Really cheap hootch usually sold in enormous glass or plastic jugs. Because of it's high alcohol content and bad taste it could be compared to paint thinner.
Damn, I only have 10 bucks. It'll be enough for some paint thinner though.
by Phil November 05, 2006
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monopoly

A game played by Aaron as a kid. Sometime referred to as Mono-Poly.
Doug says my son wanted to play Mono - Poly. He then said it was a production day.
by phil March 15, 2005
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Dirty Darrow

to completly humiliate yourself using crazy tacticts such as eating your own shit, or exposing yourself to a older man secretly wishing the old man spent time in prison, and would role play what those lonely nights behind bars was like with you
one time i was at my friend pauls house, and he was all like feeling bad about himself so he was all like "hey phil, will you...i mean, um...well please dirty darrow me, that will make me feel better" so obviously i was all like 'sure bro" so i shit on a plate and slowly fed it to him like he was a child that was unable to feed himself due to some fatal illness or disease if you will. i also fucked him in the ass. it was awesome.
by phil March 12, 2004
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T.A.P.

short for Tight Ass Pants--lotta really shitty looking people wearing TAP. can also be a good thing (when chicks wear them)
"damn dude...that chick's wearing T.A.P."

"haha look at that mod kid with T.A.P."

"man wtf is up with skaters and their T.A.P."
by phil April 24, 2005
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reloy

brian is such a reloy
by phil November 09, 2004
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