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A racist term used to describe the Chinese.
by Phil October 12, 2003
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When a man is just about to ejaculate while recieving oral sex, he pushes down the woman's head, leans in and says something shocking such as "I have herpes." The woman will choke and try to pull back. The man then ejaculates into the back of her throat while she is choking, forcing the semen through her nostrils. This is similar to laughing while drinking milk.
I gave my girlfriend an alaskan firedragon last night.

Cool, how was it?

It was sweet, but she dumped me.
by Phil March 27, 2005
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The knocking of fists together as a greeting, or form of respect.
He gave me a dap when we greeted.
by Phil March 10, 2004
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When something goes wrong. Can be used to express anger or disappointment.
"Fuck a duck, I just missed the bus"
by Phil May 23, 2004
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1. semen
2. cum
3. love juice
4. jizz
5. a slut's toothpaste
"after I blew my nuts all over cassie, she blew me again and I thanked her by blowing my load all over her again"
by Phil February 27, 2004
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the top selling male masturbation tool. it consists of an outside case which is shaped like a large flashlight, and an inner insert which comes in a variety of colors, orifices, and internal textures & ribbing styles.
While I was shopping for my girlfriend at Toys in Babeland, one of the workers there suggested I buy the Fleshlight for myself.
by phil February 07, 2005
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A woman sits in a basket suspended from the ceiling with the bottom cut out. The basket is lowered and spun so the vagina spins freely around the penis.
I got my first Chinese basket job by a Taiwanese hooker for a nickel and a loaf of bread.
by Phil July 29, 2003
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