phil's definitions

panzy

a panzer tank covered in flowers

"aww what a pretty display"
"thats not a display thats a panzy.RUN!"

by phil September 2, 2004

whack the bag

To jerk off profusively pounding on your sack.

I caught Gil whacking his bag today.

by phil January 24, 2004

meff

stoopid, simple-minded, foolish from the latin meffist

"chloe and imogen are complete meffs not like phil."

by phil January 15, 2004

har...

when something just isnt funny...when its plain fucking lame..

"hahahaha what dumbasses they spelled burger king 'buger kin'"

"har dude...har"

by phil April 25, 2005

cabron

dickhead, asshole

hey, cabron!!
(mexican slang)

by Phil April 21, 2003

dungfunnel

to insert the penis into a womans, or mans, anus

She takes it up the dungfunnel

by phil April 3, 2005

camper

While camping is, in fact, a legit strategy, it does make for boring game play. If a person wishes to devote their life to waiting and not moving (apparently some people get off on winning and not actually playing the game to it's fullest extent) then that's their business. They are just creating an unfriendly game where winning at any cost is the sole purpose. Campers will often resort to hacks as well if their camping fails to achieve them victory.

The bane of the camper is having his weapon of choice removed from his arsonal usually resulting in his defeat (should he not quit the game first).

Campers also find themselves tiring of a game sooner than others because they experience the same game play their entire time camping. This results in the purchasing of a new game where a new camping location will, without a doubt, draw the attention of the camper, where he will then repeat the process above.

Player A - "Well I was having fun until that camper joined."
Host - "Yeah, I'll just remove sniper rifles."
(Camper Leaves)
Host - "There we go, back to a good game."

by Phil April 3, 2005