phil's definitions

dip

a big wad of chewing tobacco in your jaw

gimme a dip you honkey

by phil February 5, 2003

phish

a band trying to recreate the spontaneity of a dead show. the songs are weak, jamming has it's moments,psychedelia cannot be force- fed. wow! they can play on trampolines. does nothing for my trip.

phish sucks

by phil January 25, 2004

Frinton

Frinton is a small boring seaside town in essex that is stuck in a time warp, it is chav infested thop none of them are hard. when the streets arn't being partrolled by chavs they are being partrolled old ladies
I used to have the misfortune of living in Frinton!

instead of Im bored you say :im Frintoned

by Phil February 4, 2005

cock

1. used by males for reproduction
2. used by males to piss
3. used as a toothbrush for sluts
4. used as a toy for masturbators
5. used as a whip by some male sadists

"after coming on jennifer face, phil stuck his cock in her mouth so she cvuld get it hard again"

by phil February 4, 2004

tank

A fat bastard. One who is severly disfigured in the midsection.

John's getting so fat, he looks like a tank!

by phil March 2, 2003

The Simpsons

1. something old that tries to act young

2. an extremely horrific act of greed. coined because of the network's FOX milking of an the simpsons series

bill cosby is such a the simpsons

by Phil January 15, 2005

brang

The tiny occasional ring in someone's head that occurs for no apparent reason. Kinda like a long, high pitched beep.

Brain + ring

Aw, man i wasnt payin attention, I had a brang.

by Phil November 7, 2004