189 definitions by phil
short for Tight Ass Pants--lotta really shitty looking people wearing TAP. can also be a good thing (when chicks wear them)
"damn dude...that chick's wearing T.A.P."
"haha look at that mod kid with T.A.P."
"man wtf is up with skaters and their T.A.P."
"haha look at that mod kid with T.A.P."
"man wtf is up with skaters and their T.A.P."
by phil April 24, 2005
by phil October 29, 2004
Frinton is a small boring seaside town in essex that is stuck in a time warp, it is chav infested thop none of them are hard. when the streets arn't being partrolled by chavs they are being partrolled old ladies
I used to have the misfortune of living in Frinton!
I used to have the misfortune of living in Frinton!
by phil February 4, 2005
*Phil sees Dave rubbing his eye*
Phil: "hey dave, what ya doin?"
Dave: "its rubbings"
Phil: "errr...wtf?"
Phil: "hey dave, what ya doin?"
Dave: "its rubbings"
Phil: "errr...wtf?"
by phil November 19, 2006
When someone says something stupid and you don't agree you just yell punt in there face to let them know that what they said has no meaning to you.
Wes says "Dude, i loved that movie Crossroads!"
Phil says "PUNT!"
Phil says "I kicked your ass racing!"
Wes says "PUNT!"
Phil says "PUNT!"
Phil says "I kicked your ass racing!"
Wes says "PUNT!"
by phil March 12, 2004
to completly humiliate yourself using crazy tacticts such as eating your own shit, or exposing yourself to a older man secretly wishing the old man spent time in prison, and would role play what those lonely nights behind bars was like with you
one time i was at my friend pauls house, and he was all like feeling bad about himself so he was all like "hey phil, will you...i mean, um...well please dirty darrow me, that will make me feel better" so obviously i was all like 'sure bro" so i shit on a plate and slowly fed it to him like he was a child that was unable to feed himself due to some fatal illness or disease if you will. i also fucked him in the ass. it was awesome.
by phil March 13, 2004