phil's definitions

eyefuck

To undress someone by staring at them constantly, and annoyingly.

Im tired of being eyefucked by that staring son of a bitch.

by Phil December 9, 2008

A.B.C.A.B.

area between cock/cunt and butt

Joe P was feeling discomfort in his A.B.C.A.B. because he forgot to wipe properly after his last deuce.

by phil January 8, 2008

mouse arrest

Mouse arrest begins when your cordless mouse batteries die and ends when you get off your fat ass and get more batteries.

I was about to frag that n00b from behind all sneak-attack style but then I entered mouse arrest.

by Phil September 6, 2007

White Boy

A marijuana joint.

Yo, lets roll up a white boy.

by phil March 23, 2007

its rubbings

A term defined by Dave, my housemate, when his eye hurt and he was rubbing it

*Phil sees Dave rubbing his eye*

Phil: "hey dave, what ya doin?"
Dave: "its rubbings"
Phil: "errr...wtf?"

by Phil November 20, 2006

11/11

In Germany the 11th of the 11th (11th of November) marks the begin of the carnival season. Carnival is mainly in, but not limited to, Colognge and the surrounding area. Carnival generally ends sometime between the 4th of February and the 10th of March. The carnival season is often considered to be the "5th Season".

Activities on and after 11/11 include:

-Drinking
-Dressing up and going to a parade
-Drinking
-Listening to cheesy carnival songs
-Drinking

by Phil November 12, 2006

green tea

a drink made from the plant species Camellia sinensis. it is more oxidized than white tea but less than oolong tea and black tea.

green tea is a true tea. don't believe those filthy vegan hippies that try to sell you "licorice tea" or some other crap that's made from the marijuana plant.

by Phil November 6, 2006