phil's definitions

assbomb

a girl with a NICE ass

Guy 1: britney spears is teh assbomb!
Guy 2: dude, that was like 7 years ago
Guy 1: i'm lonely, aren't i?

by Phil December 28, 2005

meff

stoopid, simple-minded, foolish from the latin meffist

"chloe and imogen are complete meffs not like phil."

by phil January 15, 2004

cabron

dickhead, asshole

hey, cabron!!
(mexican slang)

by Phil April 21, 2003

har...

when something just isnt funny...when its plain fucking lame..

"hahahaha what dumbasses they spelled burger king 'buger kin'"

"har dude...har"

by phil April 25, 2005

it

to call someone by the name of "it"

Hey it(lil girl 4 example) get out of my my

by phil September 19, 2003

whack the bag

To jerk off profusively pounding on your sack.

I caught Gil whacking his bag today.

by phil January 24, 2004

panzy

a panzer tank covered in flowers

"aww what a pretty display"
"thats not a display thats a panzy.RUN!"

by phil September 2, 2004