phil's definitions

software engineering

One of the most pointless principles in the field of computer science. Entails nothing but common sense applied to programming, and generally takes up too much of your time to create stupid diagrams so people less intelligent than yourself can understand how it fits together.

Software engineering was the stupidest class I had to take in college, it reminded me of the kind of work my friends in the School of Business do.

by Phil October 16, 2004

bulker

Someone who makes a living from sending out spam emails. A new breed is an SMS bulker, tired of falling replies from email spam, have moved on to attacking cellphones.

I used to be an experienced bulker before I got sued by AOL and Verizon.

by Phil February 13, 2005

happy freddy

A mythical creature seldom seen in the civilized world. Its cousin, the Grumpy Freddy, however can be found in abundance on car lots and in the conference rooms of America.

I could not beleive it, I actually saw a happy Freddy yesterday, but soon he vanished and all that was left was a grumpy freddy.

by phil January 18, 2005

Mulletino

The beginner mullet. Not as noticable as a mullet, but getting there. Back has not gotten to shoulders yet.

When my Dad rides his motorcycle, his mulletino is really obvious.

by Phil May 13, 2005

assbomb

a girl with a NICE ass

Guy 1: britney spears is teh assbomb!
Guy 2: dude, that was like 7 years ago
Guy 1: i'm lonely, aren't i?

by Phil December 28, 2005

the house of games

a Lan center in plantsville connecticut

Lets go to the House of Games

by Phil February 27, 2004

auswitchz

A city in eastern Europe, infamously known as the center for the Nazi, "final solution."

This train of Jews is headed for the chimneys at auswitchz.

by phil February 3, 2005