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cumbomb

a condom filled with your own excretion after masturbation and dropped off a tall building onto someone below
100 points if you drop it onto a prostitute
by Phil February 3, 2005
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out

Noun: a choice or chance to stay or go in any given situation.
"Tony was given his out from the family in the form of his dead cousin - a payment for past dues now retrieved by a bullet - and he took it with no pride: he was on a plane out of Jersey the next day."
by Phil July 12, 2004
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Rampton

Comes from the secure mental hospital located in the UK.
Used as a derogatory term to describe an idiot or someone who has just done somthing stupid
Shit, I just spilt coffee all over my computer!

Man you are such a rampton
by Phil October 18, 2004
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bertuzzi

To cause one to lose the use of legs.
I could walk fine until Bertuzzi bertuzzied me from behind.
by Phil March 9, 2004
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fanfiction.net

a stupid site where otakus, goths and nerds (all idiots) go to talk about anime and anything from japan (because everyone knows EVERYTHING from japan is cool especially the yakuza and kamikaze pilots. when people don
t agree with them, they use "witty" comebacks that they think make them cool and the mods and admins delete good stories because of obscure rules that contradict many others.
"I went to fanfiction.net to look at some anime strories to masturbate to" -Otaku
by Phil March 28, 2004
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Sandbox

A plate or tray that is used for breaking up and snorting cocaine.
My sandbox is a petri dish.
Don't sneeze near the sandbox; you'll get coke all over the floor!
by phil November 14, 2003
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military

a. to love to be around men
civilians actually control the military in the united states. so why doesn't the civilians end war by fighting?
by Phil January 27, 2005
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