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NITSIFOMP 

Not In The Street In Front Of My Property.

Similar to NIMBYs, these property owners wrongfully believe they own the street in front of their property, protesting other people's parked cars and the installation of safety devices.
The NITSIFOMPs voted against the installation of a speed hump on their street despite the increasing number of pedestrian deaths in their neighborhood.
NITSIFOMP by memeitude November 22, 2022
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Tice Nits 

In essence saying "Nice tits!" but cleverly switched around.
That chick had some tice nits!
Tice Nits by YoTiceNits December 30, 2010

stir-fried nitwit

a manipulative, bald-faced hypocrite; douchebag
Although Norm graduated from Stanford, he's just a manipulative, stir-fried nitwit.
stir-fried nitwit by Miguel Valdez October 29, 2007
thing you say when you're a baller.. common in the dirty south as well as some of the nordic countries
"im a baller baller, NUTSWAT!"

"those girls are lookin' hot! time for me to bring out the certified baller in me, NUTSWAT!"
nutswat by phil dirt April 20, 2004
An acronym for "nigga, this shit's wrackin' my brain."

When something of particularly vexing circumstances is met with an unsuspecting mind.
This should be used in a situation where one cannot come to a conclusion, such as discussing math, philosophy, religion, or anything else that's impossible to understand.
1) "How could God have created space if He wasn't a part of it?"
"...ntswmb."
2) "Calculate the volume of the solid over the square R = {(x,y)|-1<=x<=1,-1<=y<=1} bounded above by the graph of f(x,y)=8-x2-y2 and below by the xy-plane."
"...what? ntswmb."
3) "I'm pregnant!"

"But I pulled out!"

"Sorry!"

"ntswmb!"
NTSWMB by gibbaaans April 14, 2010

No Nut Nitwit 

A cocky bastard that uses those shitty cheap ass "Nut Passes" during No Nut November. The guy might even download the image so he can reuse it and continue to jerk his dick like a tire pump and say he won something. This guy probably cries when he doesnt get a participation trophy.
Bruce: Carter has already jerked off 13 times, and its only November 4th!
Adam: What a fat shit, I heard he uses nut passes as an excuse to reproduce with his hand!
Bruce: What a No Nut Nitwit, I bet his hand smells like crusty socks and expired milk!
No Nut Nitwit by Ocide November 3, 2022