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nutswinger 

Some one who hangs from someone's nuts, (i.e. a stalker, fan). Follows ever move they make
Mike is such a nutswinger.
nutswinger by Chopperdiva March 10, 2004
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nutswinger 

Any girl who refuses to be away from her boy. Typically, she puts a damper on otherwise good times by just being there. The same term could be reversed such that the boy is the pain in the ass, applied to gay couples, or (less accurately) lesbian couples.
"You remember how cool Rob used to be? Too bad he has that nutswinger of a girlfriend, now."

"Dude, your girls a damn nutswinger. Don't invite her."

"Dude, grow some balls and tell your nutswinger girl to stay home."
nutswinger by kevlarcupid September 16, 2008

nut swinger

A person that represents someone (famous) to the point that they might as well be hanging off their nuts.
Kid 1: Oh I love 50 cent! Hes the best! I have all his cds, posters, clothes, everything!

Kid 2 to Kid 3: Yo, Kid 1 is one of the biggest nut swingers I've ever seen.
nut swinger by G-funk the allstar December 28, 2005

Nutsnigger 

A fucking smelly, faggoty, excuse for a human being. Also a douchebag, dumbfuck, and/or guido.
-Look at that tool over there bro.
-Gaddam! That guys a fucking Nutsnigger!
Nutsnigger by imaBIGDOG July 5, 2010

Nut Swinger

Nut Swinger - when one person has a ghey infatuation with another person , and they hang on there every word ( NUTS ).
Everytime kunkelution says anything steve the "Nut Swinger" steps up and toots his horn...
Nut Swinger by COOL MO DEE May 17, 2007
To suck up to or obsess over a person or thing.
"Great another (Nissan) Skyline for everyone to nutswing on..."
nutswing by Merzbow42 August 2, 2007

Nut Swinger

Bryan Detty, a person who clings on to persons of authority with such patheticness, and he's really fat.
Go Dave! WAY TO GO DAVE!
Nut Swinger by lreich February 3, 2005
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A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

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