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nutswinger 

Any girl who refuses to be away from her boy. Typically, she puts a damper on otherwise good times by just being there. The same term could be reversed such that the boy is the pain in the ass, applied to gay couples, or (less accurately) lesbian couples.
"You remember how cool Rob used to be? Too bad he has that nutswinger of a girlfriend, now."

"Dude, your girls a damn nutswinger. Don't invite her."

"Dude, grow some balls and tell your nutswinger girl to stay home."
nutswinger by kevlarcupid September 16, 2008

nut swinger

A person that represents someone (famous) to the point that they might as well be hanging off their nuts.
Kid 1: Oh I love 50 cent! Hes the best! I have all his cds, posters, clothes, everything!

Kid 2 to Kid 3: Yo, Kid 1 is one of the biggest nut swingers I've ever seen.
nut swinger by G-funk the allstar December 28, 2005

Nutsnigger 

A fucking smelly, faggoty, excuse for a human being. Also a douchebag, dumbfuck, and/or guido.
-Look at that tool over there bro.
-Gaddam! That guys a fucking Nutsnigger!
Nutsnigger by imaBIGDOG July 5, 2010

Nut Swinger

Nut Swinger - when one person has a ghey infatuation with another person , and they hang on there every word ( NUTS ).
Everytime kunkelution says anything steve the "Nut Swinger" steps up and toots his horn...
Nut Swinger by COOL MO DEE May 17, 2007
To suck up to or obsess over a person or thing.
"Great another (Nissan) Skyline for everyone to nutswing on..."
nutswing by Merzbow42 August 2, 2007

Nut Swinger

Bryan Detty, a person who clings on to persons of authority with such patheticness, and he's really fat.
Go Dave! WAY TO GO DAVE!
Nut Swinger by lreich February 3, 2005
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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