nipple shit
nipple shit by carl huebner May 3, 2009
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shit nipple
shit nipple by Hirohito Okinawa May 2, 2008
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Shit Nipple
General insult; usually meaning the person is both weak and a jerk, but is also used to express angry dislike of a person or their actions.
"After all that talk about how he was such a better worker than us, John didn't get a raise. What a shit nipple."
"Use your damn turn signal, you shit nipple!"
"Use your damn turn signal, you shit nipple!"
Shit Nipple by Dark Dave May 17, 2013
Nipple Shitter
A person who has a knack for defecating on a person's perky nipples. Possibly during intimacy.
A person who is such a huge bull shitter that it makes your nipples pop.
A person who is such a huge bull shitter that it makes your nipples pop.
Last night, I found out Stacy's mom is a nipple shitter.
Wow, I couldn't believe what the diarrhea bullshit that was coming out of their mouth. John, you are the biggest granny nipple shitter of all time.
Wow, I couldn't believe what the diarrhea bullshit that was coming out of their mouth. John, you are the biggest granny nipple shitter of all time.
Nipple Shitter by Mongacarta December 20, 2009
shit nipples
shit nipples by xtheusedx3x May 25, 2008
holy shit nipples
1. large sized nipples usually found on breasts, which are worthy of an reclamation mark.
2. a expressive way of expressing amazement, excitement, or amusement.
2. a expressive way of expressing amazement, excitement, or amusement.
*a women bearing such nipples flashed a person* "holy shit nipples!"
"holy shit nipples, I just got into college!"
"holy shit nipples, I just got into college!"
holy shit nipples by gregoriouse June 21, 2012
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