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nippleshit 

Baylee, quit being such a fucking nippleshit”
nippleshit by Pinky-a-Ring July 4, 2019

nippletit 

A massive nipple that covers the entire breast can also be mistaken for large hoover accidents. (when somebody is accidently sucked on by a hoover and has a large red circle mark left behind)
"Holy shit that bitch has nippletits"
nippletit by Dannyboy182 September 27, 2006

Nipplehat 

An individual who makes absurd and outlandish comments at very inappropriate times, has no sense in a social setting, and who may fuck up an entire situation simply by existing- however they are somehow still considered as a friend by many. They can often be identified in a crowd by spotting their redicious helmet or hat, often topped with a small ball or tuft of fuzz, thus resembling a nipple. The individual may sometimes not be adorn with said headware, in which they are simply referred to then as a “fuckwit” or, more kindly, a “loveable mistake of nature’s discourse”. All in all though, everyone- deep down in their hearts- loves a good ol’ nipplehat.
Guy 1: “Oh Jesus fucking Christ, that weird guy Romen just told that cop to go ‘fuck his pig mother in the mouth’ ! What the fuck is that fuckwit thinking?!”

Guy 2: “Yo man, don’t talk about Romen like that! He’s our group’s nipplehat. Can’t you see the tuft on his hat? It’s a telltale sign.”

Guy 1: “Oh fuck, my bad dude. That makes a lot more sense now.”
Nipplehat by Dvlinhb June 19, 2018

nippletastic 

That was a nippletastic website!
nippletastic by kearthrose August 4, 2005

Nipplitit 

When you see someone that you don’t know if they are a girl or a boy.they don’t got tits they don’t Got nipples ,they got nipplitits
Dannnggggg look that persons nipplitit

nippletat 

A tattoo found on/around the nipple, or in the general vicinity of the boobage. Generally painful to get.

J.R. Celski, the American speed skater, has one.
A: Did you see Celski's nippletat?
B: Yush! It was so hot!
A: But painful.
B: But hot!
nippletat by OhnoIt'sCelski February 22, 2010