Definitions by Mongacarta
Eye Boner
When you see a very attractive person that it makes you open your eyes wide open. Usually your jaw drops along with it as well.
Eye Boner by Mongacarta December 28, 2009
Nipple Shitter
A person who has a knack for defecating on a person's perky nipples. Possibly during intimacy.
A person who is such a huge bull shitter that it makes your nipples pop.
A person who is such a huge bull shitter that it makes your nipples pop.
Last night, I found out Stacy's mom is a nipple shitter.
Wow, I couldn't believe what the diarrhea bullshit that was coming out of their mouth. John, you are the biggest granny nipple shitter of all time.
Wow, I couldn't believe what the diarrhea bullshit that was coming out of their mouth. John, you are the biggest granny nipple shitter of all time.
Nipple Shitter by Mongacarta December 20, 2009