nippleshot

An online dating profile pic that is just of a nipple.

Yeah, I totally swiped right on that dude whose third pic was a nippleshot.

by Barbiefun November 2, 2017

Nipplescooter

Putting someone's nipple in your butthole and farting loudly until the nipple begins to vibrate violently.

Guy #1:Dude I gave my girlfriend a nipplescooter last night and shit all over her boob!

Guy#2: Holy shit that sounds so sexy, I'ma do that tonight!

by The Boss Jawn August 24, 2011

nippleshit

a derogatory term for a dumbass bitch

“Baylee, quit being such a fucking nippleshit”

by Pinky-a-Ring July 4, 2019

Nipplechops

A salutation or nickname given to the bastard like friends or co-workers that routinely surround you.

1) "Good morning Nipplechops!"
2) "You are such a fucking comedian Nipplechops!"

by Qwikattack December 15, 2010

Nipplehat

An individual who makes absurd and outlandish comments at very inappropriate times, has no sense in a social setting, and who may fuck up an entire situation simply by existing- however they are somehow still considered as a friend by many. They can often be identified in a crowd by spotting their redicious helmet or hat, often topped with a small ball or tuft of fuzz, thus resembling a nipple. The individual may sometimes not be adorn with said headware, in which they are simply referred to then as a “fuckwit” or, more kindly, a “loveable mistake of nature’s discourse”. All in all though, everyone- deep down in their hearts- loves a good ol’ nipplehat.

Guy 1: “Oh Jesus fucking Christ, that weird guy Romen just told that cop to go ‘fuck his pig mother in the mouth’ ! What the fuck is that fuckwit thinking?!”

Guy 2: “Yo man, don’t talk about Romen like that! He’s our group’s nipplehat. Can’t you see the tuft on his hat? It’s a telltale sign.”

Guy 1: “Oh fuck, my bad dude. That makes a lot more sense now.”

by Dvlinhb June 19, 2018

nipplehole

The hole of the nipple. It is a very mean thing to say meant to cause pain and insult. Never say it.

Kyle: "My dad beats me every day"
James: "Oh damn really? He is a massive nipplehole"

by ding ding boy January 1, 2021

Nippleslosh

What you sometimes could consume while sucking big titties. Tastes exactly like a blue raspberry icee from 7-Eleven.

When I got laid, the nippleslosh from my girls tit dripped into my penis and now I have cancer.

by BigBootyChimpBoy January 14, 2019