5 definitions by Dark Dave

Republicunt

Any female during the 2012 election that voted for Mitt Romney even though doing so would send her vagina back to the Stone Age.

"Barb voted for Romney? I hope she likes wearing a chastity belt for life. Stupid republicunt."

by Dark Dave December 14, 2012

thump fuck

When you aren't interested in the girl because of how ugly she is, but you sleep with her because she is easy.

"Did Jeff really just screw that beast Monica?"
"Yeah, but he was drunk and she was a thump fuck."

by Dark Dave December 1, 2016

Trumping

Doing something incredibly stupid for completely selfish reasons that are meant to harm or neglect others to get the approval of assholes.

He mixed his own poop in the cake batter for his ex-s wedding because his buddy told him it would be funny? That douchebag is just trumping everything in his life, isn't he?

by Dark Dave June 4, 2019

Shit Nipple

General insult; usually meaning the person is both weak and a jerk, but is also used to express angry dislike of a person or their actions.

"After all that talk about how he was such a better worker than us, John didn't get a raise. What a shit nipple."

"Use your damn turn signal, you shit nipple!"

by Dark Dave May 17, 2013

Cunt Tree

Something that grows along the side of the road in John Denver songs.

"Cunt tree roads....take me home....to the place...trees grow cunts!
Wet vagina...mount your mama...take me home...cunt tree roads.

by Dark Dave October 14, 2019