nippleshit 

a derogatory term for a dumbass bitch

“Baylee, quit being such a fucking nippleshit”

nippleshit by Pinky-a-Ring July 4, 2019

nippleshit 

adjective; can be used as an insult to someone, usually not regarded as derogatory, but playful.

"Hey, ya little nippleshit, get your ass over here!"

nippleshit by le chat triste July 23, 2003

Nippleitis

What happens to your nipples when you go outside in the cold wearing a t-shirt; shriviled up, hard nipples; stiff nipples.

"I got nippleitis so bad right now that my nips are hard enough to cut diamond!"

Nippleitis by Orginox April 19, 2006

nippletit 

A massive nipple that covers the entire breast can also be mistaken for large hoover accidents. (when somebody is accidently sucked on by a hoover and has a large red circle mark left behind)

"Holy shit that bitch has nippletits"

nippletit by Dannyboy182 September 27, 2006

nippleslip.com 

A nonexistent web site mentioned in the Kick-Ass movie.

- Try on nippleslip.com. It's good.

nippleslip.com by Ferdinand Heisenberg April 30, 2010

Nippleitis

It is a serious allergic reaction to cold weather. When the female nipple becomes, erect.

i have a serious case of nippleitis!

Nippleitis by Leeonz November 27, 2005

Nipplehat 

An individual who makes absurd and outlandish comments at very inappropriate times, has no sense in a social setting, and who may fuck up an entire situation simply by existing- however they are somehow still considered as a friend by many. They can often be identified in a crowd by spotting their redicious helmet or hat, often topped with a small ball or tuft of fuzz, thus resembling a nipple. The individual may sometimes not be adorn with said headware, in which they are simply referred to then as a “fuckwit” or, more kindly, a “loveable mistake of nature’s discourse”. All in all though, everyone- deep down in their hearts- loves a good ol’ nipplehat.

Guy 1: “Oh Jesus fucking Christ, that weird guy Romen just told that cop to go ‘fuck his pig mother in the mouth’ ! What the fuck is that fuckwit thinking?!”

Guy 2: “Yo man, don’t talk about Romen like that! He’s our group’s nipplehat. Can’t you see the tuft on his hat? It’s a telltale sign.”

Guy 1: “Oh fuck, my bad dude. That makes a lot more sense now.”

Nipplehat by Dvlinhb June 19, 2018