murfing

To jump, and or stomp on a pregnant girls stomach. And then one must consume all matter that has been expelled from vagina and butt hole.

Coal was sad when johnny got a huge pay load of plasma after he went murfing, while Coal got very little.

by nigga obie May 19, 2011

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Mindlessly "surfing" (the interweb) usually starting on one subject and ending up on a completely different subject.

I spent all day murfing housing in Seattle and ended up learning about orca whales.

by denizen August 27, 2006

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murf

me: murf is cute.

also me: mom, can we keep him?

mom: no.
also also me: bitch

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Murf you! (in a mad tone)

Murf! (in a love you tone)

by momoc June 07, 2010

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A response to an intentionally funny comment or action that in reality is extremely stupid and recieves no laughs.

Smitty: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Adam: i don't know smitty, why?
Smitty: to get to the other side!
Adam: .... MURF!!!!

by gateway! June 07, 2009

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A strong, thick guy with big muscles. To be buff.

by murfguy April 23, 2007

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by Ozzyisoutofplace February 22, 2022

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