mulfinger 

to be great at something and to always rise above.

Steve tried to play guitar but hes no mulfinger.

mulfinger by Farrand March 11, 2007

Malingering 

Malingering is intentional deceptive behavior, not a medical or psychiatric disorder. The diagnosis of malingering rests upon the identification of an external or "secondary" gain being present as the main motivation for the behavior. In other words, what does the person hope to gain?

Nurse is malingering out of work, now his teammates have to pick up his slack.

Malingering by pisceanaquifiel July 23, 2009

Mudfinger 

The unfortunate result of ones finger breaking through toilet paper while wiping. Usually this is a result of inferior toilet paper.

Gus: Hey Peabody have you been working in the garden again? it looks like you got dirt under your nails.
Peabody: Geez errr that's just Mudfinger, Clarice needs to stop buying our tp at the five and dime, that shit is see-through.

Mudfinger by qochaka February 2, 2015

Proddy MacFingers 

A name for one of those annoying twats who smears their fingers all over your computer monitor screen when pointing at some rhubarb.

If Proddy MacFingers touches my monitor again, I swear I'm going to wipe my knob on his screen.

Proddy MacFingers by Cock Flasp August 21, 2006

Mullingar 

A town in County Westmeath, in midlands Ireland. Home to the famous singer of the former band One Direction such as Niall Horan.

What's da craic? I come from Mullingar, a town which is located an hour west of Dublin.

Mullingar by CrypticCurrency March 27, 2022

beef to the heels, like a mullingar heifer 

A girl/lady with overweight legs. Irish slang alluding to the fact that Mullingar in County Westmeath is noted for is good beef (a heifer is a cow who has not had a calf yet).

Male 1: Who did Mike go home with last night?
Male 2: I didn't recognise her, but i'll tell ya, she had beef to the heels, like a Mullingar heifer.

beef to the heels, like a mullingar heifer by Oh-Jay July 14, 2016

malingerer 

An individual who will do and say anything to get out of work.

I used to get up and be excited to go to work, but now I'm happy being a malingerer.

malingerer by S. Ford August 30, 2008